#1
I bet many Ugers have been told ''You don't know jack s***"

Well...

Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe ****t Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt and the two gave birth to a beautiful child named Baby Schitt.

Now you can tell them you do!


EDIT: My mistake - www.lotsofjokes.com
- go to dirty jokes
-its XII i think
Have fun


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Last edited by Snuffles at Feb 7, 2008,
#3
Seen this one before.

It's lame when people try to take credit for jokes by not posting the source or saying where they found it.
#7
I personally thought this was pretty lame.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#9
I saw that on a shirt about 3 years ago.
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#10
One of my friends showed this to me over a year ago. Old news.
Boo.
I like Fall Out Boy.
That is all.
#11
Quote by Snuffles
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.



Incest?


I didn't find this very funny.
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#12
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Indie stands for Industrial I think, like Marilyn Manson.

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#15
Im pretty sure this was a flash video from darknet. God I used to love that website.
#16
Quote by Symphonic_Chaos
..Oh Dear

Is this our new pear?

not officially, no.

i actually made a similar pic featuring an orange for a different thread...

i just have extra time and photoshop skills.
Quote by lespaul#1
Indie stands for Industrial I think, like Marilyn Manson.

Ibanez RG2EX2 (Dimarzio Breed in bridge)
Epiphone Les Paul 100
Laney LV300T
Line 6 Toneport GX

The Falling Object Model