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#1
Pit...my GF and I need your help...

So as you can probably gather, my girlfriend and I were getting "intimate" so to speak...As it got to it's climax, and not wanting a kid, I pulled out...shot off...

What usually happens is it goes on her stomach...This was the shot from hell I guess and it got her in her nostril...

Now as luck would have it...as it landed on her nostril area she decided to take a big ... and I mean big breath...and it got sucked up her nose....

So as it stands now, her nose is bleeding perfusely and we cannot get it to stop...


So...we have come her to ask you...Do we go to hospital...or does someone know of someway to stop this bleeding...

Help
#7
plug nose and tilt head forward, just like any other nosebleed
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#8
+1 for the tampon idea..
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Quote by jaco_pasto
put a tampon in her nose

+1
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#10
hahahaha!

i thought i'd heard everything asked in The Pit. i guess not.

try to stop it yourselves and if that doesnt work, call someone who knows what they're doing!
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#11
Quote by jaco_pasto
put a tampon in her nose



...No lie...we have already done that...it filled up fast...
#14
this is on the same level of lulz as the "I poured hot butter on my gf's vajayjay and now shes crying" thread
#15
Quote by jaco_pasto
put a tampon in her nose


ya im sure she has one

mayb blow her nose? i hav no idea
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#18
I call BS. Unless you've been deprived a really long time, there's no way it could reach her nose..... unless she's really short or something.
#19
also pics or it didnt happen.. cause more than likely if it did go in her nose and she took a deep breath she would have passed the seamen through her nasal cavity to the back of her throat and swallowed it...
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#21


Classic Pit Material.

I would say call a doctor/pharmacist/other medical professional, now.


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#22
Quote by gen0doom
I call BS. Unless you've been deprived a really long time, there's no way it could reach her nose..... unless she's really short or something.

Ewww... midget sex.
#23
Quote by gen0doom
I call BS. Unless you've been deprived a really long time, there's no way it could reach her nose..... unless she's really short or something.

You just have weak kegal muscles.

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#24
Dude you realize she can get pregnant if it goes in the nose right? In fact its 10x more likely she will
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#25
Quote by SilentDeftone
You just have weak kegal muscles.

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I'm glad you understand this curse I have of blowing huge loads long distances...

But on a serious note...I thought it should have past through the nasal cavity and into the throat...this is more like cocaine I guess...
#26
treat it like a regular nosebleed. jeez.

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#27
Quote by Guitarist132
Dude you realize she can get pregnant if it goes in the nose right? In fact its 10x more likely she will


Ya i heard about that girl in Iowa whose got mad cum in her nose. ****.
call a doctor
and when if yo go to hospital take a pic of the doctor after he finds out what happened
#32
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I'm glad you understand this curse I have of blowing huge loads long distances...


Alright, now I'm calling absolute Shenanigans.
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#35
Quote by gen0doom
I call BS. Unless you've been deprived a really long time, there's no way it could reach her nose..... unless she's really short or something.

dude, no lie, it comes out at nearly 30 mph most times, thats fast enough to reach a nose im sure
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#36
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#37
Quote by IronNecrosis
this is on the same level of lulz as the "I poured hot butter on my gf's vajayjay and now shes crying" thread

that was the first thing i thought of. this was obviously inspired by that and like that, i guarantee is fake and just making an attempt to get a reaction out of the pit. congrats TS.... congrats.
#38
This is total BS.

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phone your equivalent of NHS-24 numb nuts.
#40
Quote by Riddler
Alright, now I'm calling absolute Shenanigans.



Did you not read what I have posted under that...

Anyways, the bleeding still doesn't seem to be slowing down...This will be a good one to explain to the parents...
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