#1
quite possibly the most hilarious of bodily secretions.
good to yell in crowds.
funny when used in conjunction with the word 'train'.
anyone else a fan?
Jizz is where it is
#2
Quote by newyorkdolls138
quite possibly the most hilarious of bodily secretions.
good to yell in crowds.
funny when used in conjunction with the word 'train'.
anyone else a fan?




That's the funniest thing i"ve ever had the misfortune of reading.
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#3
Quote by NotAGuitarHero


That's the funniest thing i"ve ever had the misfortune of reading.

Glad to hear it.

choo choo
Jizz is where it is
#7


So hilarious I won't close it...

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#9
Quote by Pan-Tallica


So hilarious I won't close it...


It was a risk is never considered.
I knew it had to be made.
Jizz is where it is
#10
For slow learners:

Smeg - ma
–noun
a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris.
#13
Quote by maggot2011
*sigh* I hate that I wasn't circumcised... foreskin ftl!

*mutters in agreement*

It sucks ass. More so for me, but I won't explain why here...
#14
LMAO! Why do people say these things? Oh never mind I don't care, as long as they say them. Well done, sir.
#15
Quote by maggot2011
*sigh* I hate that I wasn't circumcised... foreskin ftl!


I'm actually uncircumcised as well... uncut guys sort of get a bad rep, in reality all of the cleanliness issues are eliminated so long as you shower/wash every day

not to mention the fact that we have millions more nerve endings lol
#16
Quote by synpet713192
Also known as d1ck cheese?

Lovely. What compelled you to make a thread about it?

(P.S. )

1. Cheese-like
2 My friends and I have been yelling it at school a lot so it's been on my mindandinmyweiner
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#17
Quote by captainjackass
EDIT: Oh, that. I dont have to worry about it cause i'm circumsized


+1
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You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#19
Quote by priest.fan.
I'm actually uncircumcised as well... uncut guys sort of get a bad rep, in reality all of the cleanliness issues are eliminated so long as you shower/wash every day

not to mention the fact that we have millions more nerve endings lol

+2
Jizz is where it is
#20
Quote by aaron6890
+2

but anyway, it cant be nearly as bad as Duck Butter.



I will regret this for the rest of my life, but what is duck butter?
#21
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I will regret this for the rest of my life, but what is duck butter?


1. duck butter


The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.
#22
Quote by aaron6890
+2

but anyway, it cant be nearly as bad as Duck Butter.

"The mail man is a great producer of duck butter, after a hard days work in the hot sun."


urban dictionary FTW!!!!!!111oneonesmegma1!!
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#23
From urbandictionary: "The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb."

does that answer your question?

EDIT: Beaten to it!
#24
Quote by wylde_overdrive
1. duck butter


The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.



....well at least it isn't cheese-like.
#26
Quote by newyorkdolls138
that's what she said!



weak, but I do like a good "That's what she said" joke.
#27
Quote by SeveralSpecies
weak, but I do like a good "That's what she said" joke.


no such thing amigo
#29
Quote by priest.fan.
no such thing amigo



you clearly haven't heard my "that's what she said" moments. Epic lulz.
#30
Quote by Xplozive
Flake of smegma anyone?

is that an offer or a suggestion for a mental image?
because yes and yes!
Jizz is where it is