#1
Poor attempt but an attempt nonetheless.
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Limerick 1


Your mouth is opened and your thighs closed thick,
Your juices flowing from those flirts and flicks
Deep down into the the River Shannon,
Ohhhhh, you blame solitude and abandon,

Then shall I come and f--...ind you in Limerick!?
#2
I think you would agree that you need to work on this a bit, it's all a bit out of place. I think for the third line it should've used a simile instead. I think the AABB rhyme might work but you need to avoid cliches, and there's a lot of it here. If a limerick is really what you're looking for you need to make the content more obvious.
Hmm... that's about it sorry for the rubbish crit.

Take care.

PS: can you have a look at this please? https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=781477