#1
So my iPod was stolen from my car last night. I wrote a poem about it, most of it will be starred out because it's full of profanity.

Dick! by Brian
You've stolen my iPod, you nasty lil ****!
What will I cruise to whilst I smoke my blunt?
Give me back my iPod, you son of a bitch
Give me back my iPod or your ass is getting kicked.

Anyway.

If dirty thieves have also ruined your life, please let me know. Also, you may write a poem about it.
#4
your sig is my reation to your post.
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#6
Well, it was stolen from my parents' car while I was at my parents' house, so I'm going to try and use that as leverage for some compensation.
#7
kicked rhymes with bitch...who knew

wasnt bad, which farther proves my point anger writting makes for good writting
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#8
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kicked rhymes with bitch...who knew

wasnt bad, which farther proves my point anger writting makes for good writting

I was actually trying to make myself laugh, because I'm really not angry, just sad.

I could say for the last line: "give me back my ipod or I'll steal all YOUR ****'' .. probably rhymes better with bitch.
#9
Moral of this Story is Dont get an I-Pod...
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#10
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Moral of this Story is Dont get an I-Pod...

I'm about to write a poem about how much of an ass you are.

:p just kidding, but seriously, come on man, show me some love!
#11
My bike was stolen a few years ago. Despite the cameras and the fence our school has.
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#12
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I'm about to write a poem about how much of an ass you are.

:p just kidding, but seriously, come on man, show me some love!


Ok Ok Ok I just couldent help myself.


ill send you one E-Beer how about that
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#13
aww theives are the scum of the earth
stupid assholes trying to feed their crack habit!
thats why im oversecure and keep my phone/mp3 player in pocket at all times when at school and i dont bring em at all when im in town. in learning skills (thats citizenship or whatever you call it) we get to go on trips to town and just today this guy in our maths class got a bag full of Xbox games nicked
but anyway
*pats you on the back*
#17
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I got mugged.
Bastards choose the wrong guy.
Only had a fiver on me.

Same thing happened to me, I had my backpack with my restaurant apron and coat, and a couple of business cards in my wallet.
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Ok Ok Ok I just couldent help myself.


ill send you one E-Beer how about that

Cheers mate!
#19
*lights up E-blunt*

the poem was wonderful

hope you get a new one
WHY DON'T YOU CONSULT EROWID FIRST?
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#20
My cousin's iPod was stolen out of his pocket while he was listening to it. He assumed he'd came to the end of his playlist. And my house was robbed like 3 years ago (not recent, but meh).

Stealing's pretty crap, I have to say.
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#21
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I got mugged.
Bastards choose the wrong guy.


Only had a fiver on me.

Nice... I think.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#22
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*lights up E-blunt*

the poem was wonderful

hope you get a new one

I hope you got some tunes we can groove to whilst we moke.
#23
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I hope you got some tunes we can groove to whilst we moke.


Im in my dorm playing bone thugs as loud as humanly possible right now. The door is shaking
WHY DON'T YOU CONSULT EROWID FIRST?
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It's sad how the love drug is corrupted with so much bullshit
#24
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I'm about to write a poem about how much of an ass you are.


Oh God, not another, please dont
Beauty Supreme

Yeah you were right about me
#25
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Oh God, not another, please dont

Guitarist132, he's a downright foo'
this poem ain't for critics
it's a poem not for you,
it's a poem just to piss him off cause he's being a a loser and not liking my previous poetry.

I sorta broke form there at the end.