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#1
Me and my buds found out a friends locker combo, its like the 4th one to

Anyways i need some good pranks to get him good for something to do

Nothing to extream, a bit sure though

All help appreciated


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#4
ive got the best one ever.
things needed
can of shaving cream (foam not gel)
freezer
plastic baggy big enough to hold the shaving cream can

here is what you do. Put the can of shaving cream in the freezer overnight, and then in the morning right before you leave for school cut it in half and put it in the plastic bag. put it in his locker and take it out of the bag. The shaving cream expands and will fill his locker up halfway its hilarious! make sure its a brand new can of shaving cream though otherwise it wont foam up as much
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#5
well a while ago at my school one kid found a bunch of dead frogs in various states of dissection (taken from the science department) in his locker, that really made my day.
#6
One of those spring loaded boxing glove mechanisims which will punch him in the nose when he opens his locker.
#8
one person got porno pasted all over the front of their locker at my school

Or write a love note if you know the kid, and make it from some fat ugly girl
very vulgar and horny too, don't even need the combination, just shove it through the slits that ventilate the locker
#9
this one time i got into my friends locker and put a search bar in it
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#11
not that this is a good prank or a prank at all but this kid i know was beating off in the gym teachers locker. and to get him back, the teacher told everyone. lol
#12
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#14
oh ya this one time me and some friends put some men underwear models pictures all over this kids locker. it was priceless.
#15
Put a knife on the end of a really big spring, tape the spring to the inside of a locker, scrunch spring, close locker.

Classic.
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#16
Get a can of whipped cream, and a box of crickets ( you can get them at a pet food store ). First, find the kid at school and punch him in the face. Then cover him in whipped cream and throw the crickets at him.
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#17
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One of those spring loaded boxing glove mechanisims which will punch him in the nose when he opens his locker.


Do this, except substitute the boxing glove with a giant black dildo, and his nose with his mouth.


Actually anything with a dildo would be epic.
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#18
Three words.

Spring Loaded Dildo

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Put a giant pic of goatse on the back of the locker, and put tubgirl and lemonparty on the side.
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#19
put something dead in there....a girl found a dead rat in her locker at my school once... it was pretty fecking hilarious.
#22
I also forgot, he dosnt know we know his locker combo and his cellphones in there


Oh yeah


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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#23
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Get a can of whipped cream, and a box of crickets ( you can get them at a pet food store ). First, find the kid at school and punch him in the face. Then cover him in whipped cream and throw the crickets at him.

nice


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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#26
Something with Goatse.
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#27
the other day we were in the gym locker room and my friend finds this one douchebag's shirt on the ground (he always steals sh*t out of lockers). He throws it over the stall door attempting to get it in the toilet, instead it's just hanging on the top. But then he says "meh, someone'll piss on it".

so shirt in toilet=sucess
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#28
gay porn + informing his GF = WIN!
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#31
buy a handheld alarm thing, like those ones that make such a ****ing loud screech u go deaf for like an hour

that would be funny

or a spring loaded dildo
#32
Get some Agar jelly, leave it in a bin for an hour, take it out, smear the jelly all inside the locker, and put some kind of heat source in there. And then have 3 showers.

Result = Lots of bacteria....

Actually, that might be fairly deadly.

Although somebody's done it to a locker at my school and it honestly looks like there's a bacterial jungle in there...
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#33
get a fish, let it rot a bit (like leave it a week past its use-by date)

stick it in his locker.

Everything in that locker will stink forever. Including the locker.
#34
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ive got the best one ever.
things needed
can of shaving cream (foam not gel)
freezer
plastic baggy big enough to hold the shaving cream can

here is what you do. Put the can of shaving cream in the freezer overnight, and then in the morning right before you leave for school cut it in half and put it in the plastic bag. put it in his locker and take it out of the bag. The shaving cream expands and will fill his locker up halfway its hilarious! make sure its a brand new can of shaving cream though otherwise it wont foam up as much

One problem. It will expolde in the freezer.
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#35
Get a cup of milk (or jug, as long as it has a handle) and put it in his locker 2 or more days before he is going to open it and put string around the handle and tie it to the inside of the door, so when he opens it BANG, stale milk all over him.

Also, don't use shaving cream if you were to do that one. Use whipped cream instead; It's much cheaper and it smells horrible.
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#36
marijuana in the locker. tell the superintendent. serious lols for everybody.
#37
take a sh!t inside whatever maybe e in the lockr, like a book or lunchbox or whatevr
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#38
Tons of pictures of naked 10 year old boys.
They fall out when he opens his locker.
Then the spring loaded dildo shoots down his throat.
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then, everybody will think its a joke when someone screams;
"THE CANADIAN ARMY IS ATTACKING!!!!!!"

element of surprise is ensured
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