#1
thanks a lot guys, as i usualy do every two weeks i travel to see my girlfreind. i take an hour and a half to get there and costs me $50.

so like we are getting down to it, and then for no reasion at all, The Pit pops in to my mind, and how many virgins on this site there are (i realy mean no offence here) and how they would love to be in my situation right now.

A hot girl waring a red pvc nurse outfit telling me to whip her whilst i do her doggy, and i tell you it took all of my concentration i had in me to not burst out laughing.
So thanks a lot guys....keep up the good work.

now i know im gonna get pic or it didnt happen, but you can keep dreaming!
#2
May I be the first to say, horse ****
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#3
If only that damn pear was still around.
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#4
believe.....they will dream,they will
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#5
Quote by wozzsta
thanks a lot guys, as i usualy do every two weeks i travel to see my girlfreind. i take an hour and a half to get there and costs me $50.




So your girlfriend is a prostitute...nice man....I see past your shenanigans...
#6
Quote by wozzsta
thanks a lot guys, as i usualy do every two weeks i travel to see my girlfreind. i take an hour and a half to get there and costs me $50.

so like we are getting down to it, and then for no reasion at all, The Pit pops in to my mind, and how many virgins on this site there are (i realy mean no offence here) and how they would love to be in my situation right now.

A hot girl waring a red pvc nurse outfit telling me to whip her whilst i do her doggy, and i tell you it took all of my concentration i had in me to not burst out laughing.
So thanks a lot guys....keep up the good work.

now i know im gonna get pic or it didnt happen, but you can keep dreaming!



Aww you thought of us.
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#7
Quote by Pat McRotch
So your girlfriend is a prostitute...nice man....I see past your shenanigans...


Ha damn. Beat me to it.
#8
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If only that damn pear was still around.



There are many substitutes available. Such as the LOL HUH apple.
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#9
Pics or it didn't happen
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#11
Quote by Pat McRotch
So your girlfriend is a prostitute...nice man....I see past your shenanigans...



hahahahaha dam it, you have to be so careful how u word things in the pit, no she is not that is the train fair up there.
#12
Quote by happytimeharry
Ha damn. Beat me to it.



I was hoping it'd be the first post too...so everyone would see it...50% of the pit readers don't read past post #4 I'd say...
#13
Quote by wozzsta
thanks a lot guys, as i usualy do every two weeks i travel to see my girlfreind. i take an hour and a half to get there and costs me $50.

so like we are getting down to it, and then for no reasion at all, The Pit pops in to my mind, and how many virgins on this site there are (i realy mean no offence here) and how they would love to be in my situation right now.

A hot girl waring a red pvc nurse outfit telling me to whip her whilst i do her doggy, and i tell you it took all of my concentration i had in me to not burst out laughing.
So thanks a lot guys....keep up the good work.

now i know im gonna get pic or it didnt happen, but you can keep dreaming!



I don't think you have a girlfriend, enjoy whacking off and thinking of the pit.
#14
Hm.

I figured since I got the first post I'd let someone else have this one, but I guess no one else wants it.

"What a coincedence, I think of you when Im with your girlfriend too"

No takers..?
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^^

<_<
~Bass'-play-er.

The #1 member of the club that isn't terribly predjudiced against emo. Get over yourselves.
PM me, or just say # x
And part of Fortysix and twos Defenders of Emo club.

" Zach_F I love you for that."
#15
Quote by wozzsta
hahahahaha dam it, you have to be so careful how u word things in the pit, no she is not that is the train fair up there.


Doesn't matter. In a sense, you are still paying for sex.
#16
Quote by Zach_F
May I be the first to say, horse ****


dude im 22, what possible reasion would i have for making this up, i just wanted to give the pit a few laughs, i mean put ur self in my possition, its funny man.
#17
smell that?...............smells like BULL****!!
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#18
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I may get in trouble for this but its worth it




This thread may get locked cause of the pear too...
Last edited by Pat McRotch at Feb 9, 2008,
#19


EDIT: Your "gf" is a prostitute. No one on here is going to believe you anyways, and your epeen won't grow at all from bull****ting strangers on a forum
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Last edited by x_themetalfan_x at Feb 9, 2008,
#20
Quote by Aqua Dementia
I don't think you have a girlfriend, enjoy whacking off and thinking of the pit.


+1


Sounds like BS to me.
#21
Quote by Pat McRotch
This thread may get locked cause of the pear too...


Don't quote the pear. As glorious as that picture is, you'll probably get warned/banned as well.
#23
Quote by happytimeharry
Doesn't matter. In a sense, you are still paying for sex.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#24
Quote by happytimeharry
Don't quote the pear. As glorious as that picture is, you'll probably get warned/banned as well.



...I didn't....
#25
God, that story was just so enriching and humorous as well... thank you, truly from the bottom of my heart. Thank you.



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cause you're ****ing stupid

#26
well this thread didnt go as planed, i was hoping ppl would maybe laugh at me say bad luck buddy, even call me gay would of been funny. but alas twas not to be.
#27
Yeah, because no one wants to hear about your bull****. If we wanted ****ty (fake) sex stories we'd ask for them.
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#28
Quote by wozzsta
well this thread didnt go as planed, i was hoping ppl would maybe laugh at me say bad luck buddy, even call me gay would of been funny. but alas twas not to be.



You wanted us to call you gay?
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#29
Quote by wozzsta
well this thread didnt go as planed, i was hoping ppl would maybe laugh at me say bad luck buddy, even call me gay would of been funny. but alas twas not to be.




Tough luck buddy. Better hope you're not slowly turning gay. *slaps on back*


Did I do good?
#30



This thread is pretty pointless.

*reported*
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#31
oh and plus do you realy think its so CRAZY for that to actulay happen, i mean come on its not like i had 10 hot lesibens all covered in chocolate asking me to lick them clean, it was just a adult couple in they bed room having some fun.
#32
Quote by happytimeharry


Tough luck buddy. Better hope you're not slowly turning gay. *slaps on back*


Did I do good?



see now that was actuly funny