#3
meh
Quote by Mackawade
i was wondering what is some of the stuff you guys would consider better than WOW


Quote by last-1s-out
Getting kicked in the balls repeatedly


Primus Sucks
#4
Whats a guitarist favorite chord to finger?
A minor! get it? do you see what i did there? i am going to hell...
#6
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. None. They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand.
2. Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice.
3. One, but the guitarist has to show him first.
4. Six: one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.


What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.


How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.


There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.


What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#7
What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?

She drops him off at band practice...
I bet Charlie Brown's teacher's name was Mrs.Hammett
#8
Quote by deathpidgeon
what do you call a drummer who broke up with his girl friend?
homeless(lame, i know)


Quote by soXlittleXtimeX
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.


oh **** you two!

#9
Guitarist: So what do we play?

Bassist: I Love You

Guitarist: I love you too but what do we play?
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#10
A man gives his son an electric bass for his 15th birthday, along with a coupon for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson, the father asks, "So, what did you learn?"

"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string." Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks about the progress, and the son replies, "This time I learned the first five notes on the A string." One week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of cigarettes and beer. So the father asks: "Hey, what happened in today's lesson?" "Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson; I had a gig!"
Quote by soulflyV
Prepare to have every orifice in your body occupied by a dwarf.
#11
Quote by Guitar0player
Guitarist: So what do we play?

Bassist: I Love You

Guitarist: I love you too but what do we play?

fuggin funny dude.
#12
Quote by deathpidgeon
fuggin funny dude.



Thank you.

From where is your avatar my good sir?
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#13
Quote by Guitar0player
Thank you.

From where is your avatar my good sir?


looks like the new texas chainsaw massacre
#14
Quote by Guitar0player
Thank you.

From where is your avatar my good sir?

its from the latest children of the corn movie, these kids pickup a hitchhiker and she just blows her fuggin brains out without a word.
#15
Quote by deathpidgeon
its from the latest children of the corn movie, these kids pickup a hitchhiker and she just blows her fuggin brains out without a word.



Seems more like the back of her throat.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#18
(an oldie).

How many metalheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, one to screw it in and the other to say "DUDE THAT WAS TOTALLY METAL".
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#20
What do you call someone who is lurking the FOtB?

..... "Band!"
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#21
Quote by darkstar2466
What do you call someone who is lurking the FOtB?

..... "Band!"

Where i come from we call that a "grunter".



I may have laughed..
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#22
Youre trapped on a tropical island in the middle of nowhere with a cannibal, a serial killer and a drummer.

You have a pistol with two shots. Who do you shoot?


Shoot the drummer twice.
#23
Quote by 12epi345
Where i come from we call that a "grunter".



I may have laughed..


You know it was a superb joke. You are just jealous.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#26
Q.How many country music singers does it take to screw in a light bulb.....


A. 5 one to change it and 4 sing about how much they miss the old one...

another one

Q.what's the difference between cutting up a onion and a banjo.......

A. I wouldn't cry if i chopped up a banjo

lol lol lol lol lol

there pretty ordinary jokes
#27
Quote by k_j_mc2
Q.How many country music singers does it take to screw in a light bulb.....


A. 5 one to change it and 4 sing about how much they miss the old one...

another one

Q.what's the difference between cutting up a onion and a banjo.......

A. I wouldn't cry if i chopped up a banjo

lol lol lol lol lol

there pretty ordinary jokes




The second one would be funnier if it was "I'd cry if I chopped up an onion"... But seriously, that's genius
#28
Quote by darkstar2466
You know it was a superb joke. You are just jealous.

Why do you have to be so honest?
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#30
Quote by sashki
So The Edge walks into a bar...
walks into a bar...
walks into a bar...
walks into a bar...
walks into a bar...


Heheheh I like...

Anyone seen Bill Bailey's mockery of a U2 technical failure?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8EDuK46ZqFM