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whats the weirdest place you've taken a dump mine was in a play park and there was people around but I was like 7 at the time so yeah
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#2
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#3
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whats the weirdest place you've taken a dump mine was in a play park and there was people around but I was like 7 at the time so yeah

You mispelt 'maybe' in ya sig.

I haven't really taken dumps many places away from a toilet. None spring to mind.

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#8
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In my bed.
When i was younger



LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


oh man this made me almost do the same thing
#12
In my friend's mouth.
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#15
In a plastic bag, like 3 months ago
We threw it on a bus just as the doors closed
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#16
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Well I'll have to go sorting through his dumplings to find it, since I ate the photos first.
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#18
Me and a mate used to sneak into tis house that was getting built (wooden frame up) and hangout forsome reason. I needed to take a **** and I saw a pallet or bricks, so i took **** behind it, i forgot what I whiped my ass with though. To this day I still wonder if the workers came back and saw the **** behind the bricks behind the house and wondered how a dog go in there to ****..
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#19
With my job I look after autistic kids and one time I show up at this kids house and I find him in the bathroom. He's completely naked with crap smeared all over his arse and around his mouth and with a spoon in his hand. He then proceeded to take the spoon and put it in between his bum cheeks and lift it up and put it right into his mouth. He even had one of those awesome fudge moustaches afterwards.
Not exactly on topic but relevant nonetheless I think.
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With my job I look after autistic kids and one time I show up at this kids house and I find him in the bathroom. He's completely naked with crap smeared all over his arse and around his mouth and with a spoon in his hand. He then proceeded to take the spoon and put it in between his bum cheeks and lift it up and put it right into his mouth. He even had one of those awesome fudge moustaches afterwards.
Not exactly on topic but relevant nonetheless I think.


Oh God, that's disgusting. What the hell did you do?
#21
In the Pit.


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#22
My own pants. I was really really young and had a big BIG load. Good thing I brought extra pants and undies.

I have a friend however, had a stomach problem. He shat in his pants during school while we were assembling. We were all sitting down in a queue. The queue had to move up. He was reluctant to stand up and didnt move so he dragged his butt up. Creating a nice smear of chocolate mousse for the cleaners.
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Me and a mate used to sneak into tis house that was getting built (wooden frame up) and hangout forsome reason. I needed to take a **** and I saw a pallet or bricks, so i took **** behind it, i forgot what I whiped my ass with though. To this day I still wonder if the workers came back and saw the **** behind the bricks behind the house and wondered how a dog go in there to ****..


#24
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In a corn field, I had a great time

Me too!
This isn't really a weird place, but i **** myself while playing super mario brothers. I was little and had to take a dump and was like, "I'm in the middle of a game, i'm not getting up."
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#25
The toilet....


I'm not that adventurous when it comes to taking a dump, okay?
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#26
On your mum's chest.
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#27
*Shifty*....

Behind my shed once.

Many a year ago I was bunking off school (Yes, all day, behind a shed...) and I needed to go and ironically took one of the most epic turds you could ever encounter.

It was rank - I can't believe I am sharing this stuff...
#28
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On your mum's chest.

Don't start a "I took a sh1t on your mom's chest/eye/mouth/other random body part," thread.

On topic, I usually use the toilet. When it come to taking a piss, however, that's a whole other matter entirely!
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#29
When i lived in Glasgow there was a place on top of a hill with a play area with a McDonalds next to it, i was on the play are and a shat myself randomly... I told my dad and i had to get rid of my soileys So what did my dad do?? He played David, and treated the McDonalds as Goliath Meaning he threw my soiled undies at the window, and scored
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#31
in a crazy golf hole a few years ago when i was like 17 drinking cider on the streets!
#32
about a year ago i was staying at a friends house with5 other people cus we were gona TP some places and we walked in on a friend taking a dump in aplastic bag...then the friends dad came downstairs and thought it was cat **** and picked it up and like was smelling it and...it was just a great day
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With my job I look after autistic kids and one time I show up at this kids house and I find him in the bathroom. He's completely naked with crap smeared all over his arse and around his mouth and with a spoon in his hand. He then proceeded to take the spoon and put it in between his bum cheeks and lift it up and put it right into his mouth. He even had one of those awesome fudge moustaches afterwards.
Not exactly on topic but relevant nonetheless I think.

How did you not throw up everywhere? I nearly am just thinking about it
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#35
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in a bush outside my friends house

same here bro!
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#36
in the lazy river of a hotel i was staying at. me and my cousins coordinated it so we knocked out all 3 pools at the hotel
#38
My friend and I were walking the streets high as a kite one night,and we get to this really posh neighbourhood, and he's really needing a ****, and like I said we were all pilled up on E and we'd smoked quite a bit of skunk as I remember, and we'd literally been walking for hours ( we ended up walking about 35 miles in all, with only a 1 hour break, in a day) so yeah, not in the greatest mind state....so he walks onto this really posh drive of this really posh house, squats down and takes a fat dump, and sends me out to find leaves to wipe his ass!!

was pretty nasty
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#39
I pooped in an abandoned house before... nothing special. My friend, however, had the flu and took a poo all over his wife while they were sleeping.
#40
at 14,000 feet above sea level on the top of a mountain in colorado. that was kick ass haha. also at base camp around 11,000 feet we had this giant rock by our thing that we called the epic piss rock that we would **** and piss off of and it'd drop like a good 8-10 feet it was pretty bomb
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