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So yesterday, I was changing into some sweats. Halfway through the act, in my boxers, I sit down on the couch and feel a very sharp pain. I turn around to see a pencil sticking out of my asscheek, and I, in delirium, rip the thing out. I had to go to the hospital to see if I needed stitches, but they felt it would heal on its own. So now, I have a pencil-sized inch deep hole smackdab in the middle of my asscheek.

Anyone else have any funny/embarrassing injuries or scars with funny/embarrassing stories?
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I got a drawing pin stuck in my knee cap....that wasn't much fun
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Dude you are lucky that the pencil didn't stick in a couple inches away
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A guy at my school declared that he would break a pencil by stomping on it, while the point was up.

The soles of most shoes are not pencil-proof, and he was wearing normal sneakers.
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#14
i poked my hand on a mechanical pencil by accident. the lead went pretty deep inside. till this day a, fragment of it is still there. wft.
#15
Various scars on my knuckles, long scar from a cut on my arm.

Pencil lead stuck in my left hand, this would be its *ponders* 12th year of being there i should really get it removed.
#16
in 5th grade my friend put his thumb in a stapler and pushed down, not thinking it would even push the staple out, but it did, and the two prongs wrapped around his bone
#18
It didn't actually hurt at the time, but later on, getting the bandages changed burned like ****.

I was on a school trip about a year ago, and we were staying in these huts. The bathroom doors were wood with some sort of easily breakable, opaque glass. I was in the bathroom, and one of my roommates was threatening to lock the door from the outside as a prank (these doors were ****ed up). I went to the door and hit it sorta hard, forgetting that there was glass. As you can guess, the glass broke and shards went flying. I got a cut on my wrist. The good thing was that if it was any deeper i could have died cause it would have cut that vein. The bad thing is that people that don't know the story think i'm emo cause i have this great scar on my wrist..
#19
I was riding my bike and I came off of a 6 ft high embankment. I landed on my knees, which dislocated and the bike came down on my head.

I re located my knees, got on the bike, rode about 2 meters before I passed out.

Next thing I know Im lying in a hospital bed. I was 14 at the time.

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#20
I was racing bikes with my friend when I was like 10. We crashed on my front yard and his tire kept spinning. It was right on my left leg and tore like half the skin off. I went inside in shock and my mom had to scrape the burnt rubber off my leg *shudders*. And my parents never even took me to the hospital! I had to wrap it every day with some weird cloth for that whole summer.
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I grew up on a hill, and the street was covered in gravel instead of pavement.

So one day, I was riding my bike down the hill, only using one hand to steer, and I looked over my shoulder. I lost my balance, and put my right arm up to shield my head.

I fell in a gutter off to the side of the road (a ditch filled with the sharp rocks to tear up leaves and stuff), and...

Tore all the skin off my right arm. Literally. I could see my muscles clenching under the VERY thin layer I had left. You could see the pieces of skin I left in the ditch.

I went to the doctor, and it hurt. She had to pick the stones out of my muscle tissue with forceps /shudder
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i poked my hand on a mechanical pencil by accident. the lead went pretty deep inside. till this day a, fragment of it is still there. wft.


ive had lead from a proper pencil in me for 9 years
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#24
I was throwing a pencil in the air repeatedly (bored in science class) and when I went to catch it, I slammed it down on the desk and the pointed end got rammed into my hand about 5 inches down into my arm so I could literally push down on the eraser end of it and you could see the whole pencil lifting up the skin on my arm.

I was like "This is so bloody cool, what once in a lifetime experience." While everyone else was like OMG HE'S GOING TO DIE!

In the end, I just pulled it out and went to the nurse and had my hand wrapped up since the blood was coming out like a fountain, and I still have the lead mark from it in my hand.
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#26
lmfao

I sliced my thumb open the other night at work with a fish knife, about 1cm deep... blood everywhere. What sucks more is that I can't play guitar with it again yet =[ it's on my left hand so I can't hold the neck or anything. Oh well it's a relitively straight cut so it should heal pretty sharpish (sorry for the cheesy pun )
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#28
Most of the injuries in this thread aren't funny nor embarrassing.

I rmb a long time ago when I was sitting onthe passenger seat of my dad's harley. When we stopped to get off, as I was pretty small at the time, I had trouble getting off, so I just figured it would be like a bicycle. One leg up, and down. I didn't realise the exhaust pipe would be scalding hot. My ankle rubbed against it.

It wasn't nice seeing my skin melt and turn to some sort of mush. I found it painfully funny. The scar is still there till now.
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I just remembered when I was younger, was bouncing on my bed as all kids do and my leg slipped down the side of my bed onto an exposed radiator knob that was missing the cap (the things at the bottom corners that attach to the pipes that you bleed them with) and the spike went clean through my foot. Jesus that was agony.
#34
Ive had a few sharp pointy accidents but a guy i know well...

He was in a fight and punched a guy but the guy ducked and my friends arm went through a pane of glass, a bit of blood but not the worst


He pulled his arm out and ripped it to shreads, he needed 150 stitiches


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Pencil lead stuck in my left hand, this would be its *ponders* 12th year of being there i should really get it removed.


I have pencil lead (well, graphite) stuck in my left bicep. Some little bastard stabbed me with a pencil in primary school and I've never got it removed. Doesn't seem to have done any harm though.
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#37
although not a serious injury, when me and my brother were learning to ride bikes, up at this school up the hill by my house, my brother finally got on a roll, and started to go, he went pretty fast and then he SLAMMED into this pole. Apparently it hurt a lot. We still refer to it as his "crash course in Polish"
#38
one time i slipped and fell off my bike onto a gravel road and i got two pebbles stuck in my head. i had to go to the hospital an they had to scrape them out with a knife and it sounded like a chalkboard with nails running across it right next to my brain, and i had to get staples in my head to heal it up
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i poked my hand on a mechanical pencil by accident. the lead went pretty deep inside. till this day a, fragment of it is still there. wft.


Same, except my friend stabbed me and snapped it off, why I still don't know.
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#40
The lead in that pencil must have affected you somehow, because otherwise I don't see why you would want to share that story with everyone.
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