#1
think of hypothetical ways bands came up with their names, for example

Def Leppard (Leppord?):

-"Say John, lets go to the tundra today" says the lead singer.

-"Ok, i wonder what we will see there today, maybe some lions, or tigers, or bears, ohhhh."- replies the drummer

-"Hopefully, the eagles were not much of a sight"

-Suddenly, a wild leapord comes into view, just as theyre driving. They gaze upon it quickly, but want to leave to go binge drinking before the night is done. To make the leapord move, they keep honking, and honking. Sadly, the leapord never moves.

"Man, that must be one Def Leppard"-says the bassist.

-They all stare at each other and say, ""Def Leppard eh.........."

:-D
dude, what about an actual solo in death metal instead of that poof from linkin park. Think of Pulse of the Maggots - Bed Of Razors


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#4
Every band pays a visit to the Family Guy manatees to get their band name. How else would you end up with bands like Anaal Nathrakh and Anal Vomit and Cattle Decapitation.
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#9
haha im sure jesus was "board" ;-)
dude, what about an actual solo in death metal instead of that poof from linkin park. Think of Pulse of the Maggots - Bed Of Razors


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#10
Jimi Hendrix

"Hey dad, what's my name?"

"Jimi Hendrix"

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#11
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#13
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Jimi Hendrix

"Hey dad, what's my name?"

"Jimi Hendrix"

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perfect
dude, what about an actual solo in death metal instead of that poof from linkin park. Think of Pulse of the Maggots - Bed Of Razors


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#15
tony flow and the magical mischief makers play their first show in a club in LA.

"Hey anthony, we actually sounded pretty cool! Let's do it again next week!"

"Yeah, but our name is stupid. Let's go with........ the Red Hot Chili Peppers!"


more or less how it actually happened
#16
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Fixed.

Oh pshaw, details details.
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#17
led zeppelin

The who drummer told robert plant, that his new band (led zeppelin, which still wassent named) was going to go down like a lead zeppelin.

led zeppelin.
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#18
Wow, that bandname generator actually came up with some pretty cool names.
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#19
Wow, I think TS is either very bored or looking WAAAY too much into stuff..
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#20
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Jimi Hendrix

"Hey dad, what's my name?"

"Johnny Allen Hendrix."

"No, really?"

**Few weeks later**

"Ok, you're now James Marshall Hendrix. Jimmy..."

**Years later**

"Hey Chad, what's my name?"

"Jimi Hendrix."


Fixed.
#21
"Man, I sure love corn, but spelling things right is much to conformist for me.

And KoRn was born
#23
The Ramones: Dee Dee Ramone was originally named Douglas Colvin. He got the nickname "Dee Dee" as a child. At some point in his youth, before starting the Ramones, he saw a Playboy article about a professional wrestler called Gorgeous George. This inspired his to come up with a fake name of his own. He was into the Beatles at the time, and before they were called the Beatles, they were the Silver Beatles, and each member took on a fake last name. Paul McCartney's was Paul Ramon, so Dee Dee changed it to Ramone and started calling himself Dee Dee Ramone. Later, he started a band with John Cummings, (Johnny Ramone) Jeffery Hyman, (Joey Ramone) and Tamás Erdélyi, (Tommy Ramone). The band needed a name. Dee Dee jokingly said, "We should just call ourselves the Ramones." No one could think of anything better, so they just rolled with it.

Stiff Little Fingers: After deciding not to be called Highway Star anymore because of a change of sound, this band would change names for every gig. Before one, a promoter called Jake Burns to ask what to put on the bill. Burns picked up the nearest album, the Vibrators' Pure Mania. He read a random song off the back. The song was called Stiff Little Fingers. The name was meant to be changed, but it never happened.
#24
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tony flow and the magical mischief makers play their first show in a club in LA.

"Hey anthony, we actually sounded pretty cool! Let's do it again next week!"

"Yeah, but our name is stupid. Let's go with........ the Red Hot Chili Peppers!"


more or less how it actually happened

I honestly think that "The Red Hot Chili Peppers" is one of the best band names around, and I'm not saying that because I'm a m3gafanb01.

It really is a perfect name.
#26
This is off topic but I put my name in that band generator and it came up with
"Kyle Of The Butt-ugly Pimp"
#27
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Originally Posted by jasonmetal love
Jimi Hendrix

"Hey dad, what's my name?"

"Johnny Allen Hendrix."

"No, really?"

**Few weeks later**

"Ok, you're now James Marshall Hendrix. Jimmy..."

**Years later**

"Hey Chad, what's my name?"

"Jimi Hendrix."


Fixed.







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#28
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#30
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Guns N' Roses:

Roses N' Guns was already taken





Queen:

Freddie Mercury was too gay to name it "King"
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