#1
So tonight at dinner I was going to make these biscuits we buy all you have to do is put them in the oven, they come in a plastic bag. So I set them down on the stove (electric for what its worth) not noticing that the burners were hot from my mom cooking dinner, and the plastic melted all over the stove L. So we cant use 2 out of 4 burners now. I have also broken the microwave, by ripping off the handle. We screwed a new one on, it’s a cabinet handle, but works fine. And the mirror in my parents room when we were watching TV I was telling a story and talk with my hands, so I accidentally threw the remote into the mirror breaking it…they never replaced it though. Any one know how to either get plastic off of a stove top or ruin anything in expensive in their house in the most stupid of ways?
#2
No, but try being more careful.
Our washing machine died earlier, and caused the power in the house to cut so now I only have stinky clothes
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#4
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No, but try being more careful.
Our washing machine died earlier, and caused the power in the house to cut so now I only have stinky clothes


i broke our old dryer... i break everything
#5
....accident prone much? and just scrape the plastic off your stove i guess

..but man, you broke....everything lol...
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#6
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....accident prone much? and just scrape the plastic off your stove i guess

..but man, you broke....everything lol...



we tried scraping it off, but only got some its baked on good. and yeah i broke a door too..i really am accident prone...i get it from my mom she is just as bad
#7
You smashed a mirror?? ooo you f**ked!




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#8
Why don't you just replace the burners on the stove? If I were your parents I'd smack ya and make you do yard work or something as punishment! LOL j/k
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Why don't you just replace the burners on the stove? If I were your parents I'd smack ya and make you do yard work or something as punishment! LOL j/k


to replace the burners you have to replace the whole top of the stove, more money then we currently have, and they normaly do. i had to buy my new glasses when i broke my old one slipping into a bathroom door.
#10
That sucks, most electric stoves that I've seen or used always had individual burners that you could replace. Just another reason gas is better i guess.
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