#1
The other day in my college 1301 Composition class, I kept staring at girls feet, and thinking about getting a foot-job. Does this mean I have a foot-fetish?


Also, there was this girl I knew for a year or two, asked her out, she said she had a boyfriend. I was alright with it, we remained friends. Then about a year ago, I see my uncle at her birthday party. "Oh hey, What are you doing here?" *well, it's my niece's party.*

Yeah, I asked out my cousin without knowing it was my cousin. of course after I found out was scared s***-less. I never really hung out with her again. But still, does that make me incestous? EEeeewwww.


The foot thing I guess I could live down, but please tell me I'm not incestous...It's not like I knew. Honest.
Last edited by neptune1988 at Feb 9, 2008,
#2
you have to have sexual relations with your relatives for the incest thing to fly, and yeah you may have a mild foot fetish.
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You my friend, are incestuous.
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what?
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You're an inbreeder with a foot fetish. I hope you're happy!
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#8
Incest is sexual intercourse or marriage between a closely related family member. Thats still fucked up though.
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Well, a lot of places don't consider cousin relationships to be incestuous, you didn't know the chick was your cousin, and it's perfectly natural for relations to feel a sexual attraction to each other when meeting for the first time as adults. That last point might only apply to first-degree relations though. I'm not too good on my non-incestuous-incest rules.
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awww....


i thought i was being totally HxC

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wow. Do tell.... LOL :P: would've been funnier if they were Yiddish. LOL

so, I guess it's okay if I have a foot-fetish. So do a million other people probably. And the incest thing, I didn't know until then, so it's not really my fault.
#16
You have both...act upon them
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well, the foot-thing maybe, not incest. :nonono:

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well, the foot-thing maybe, not incest. :nonono:


:yesyesyes: not sure what the colons achieve but ok

I'd do my cousins if they weren't ugly men
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#19
Get a foot job from your cousin, it's only natural
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Hey, at least your cousin didn't know you're related when you asked her out and has been laughing at you behind your back ever since....


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#24
its not ****ed up, you didn't know she was related to u at the time. just be happy she wasn't single.
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#25
Again, it is very likely they are not related at all, this is in no way incestuous and she is not his cousin. The end.
#26
yeah im sure ur not the first in ur family to consider incest...
or else u wouldnt b wierd enuf do have a foot-fetish ;]
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:yesyesyes: not sure what the colons achieve but ok

I think he was trying to do this:
#28
maybe she is not ur cousin because she said she had a boy friend so maybe ur uncle is the girls boyfriend and he was just trying to cover up the fact that he was involed with a minor and maybe the foot loving thing is like a family thing so as i write this she could be giving him a footjob

or maybe i smoked 2 much pot
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