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#1
I have no weed and no alcohol and I'm bored out of my mind. What should I do?
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Depends on what she's on top of. If she's on top of my pizza I'm gonna have to scissor kick a bitch.


MY BUILD!
#2
Waste the night away on UG.
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#3
go on UG
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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Quote by GnR_ROK
I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#5
Go on a mission to find the fountain of eternal life.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#7
Usually i have creamy do do on saturday night
Quote by Alter-Bridge
My nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!?!?!?!
Quote by nick dixon
Put your penis in a raging hot fire, that should melt the bottle off
Quote by Leonheart
4e574e57363g, despite your first post on a thread almost always being PWNT you kickass.
#8
Wait till midnight and watch Mike Birbiglia's new standup special on Comedy Central.
Quote by Mike Birbiglia
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
#10
hang out with friends / girlfriend?
get laid.
its saturday dude.
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



In loving memory of that damn game of poker





Private first class of the bass militia, PM Nutter_101 to join!
#13
lo props on buying new suits
esp ltd m300
ibanez rg
jackosn dinky strat

digitech rp155l
morley bad horsie wah

carvin mt3200 tube amp


founder of the ibanez rg owners of the world club pm me to join
#15
Quote by electric7
masturbate.

+1
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#16
Fap?
Main gear (For complete list, see profile):
Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plain-top
Basswood Telecaster, 2 single-sized HB's, both split.
Epiphone Valve Junior
B-52 AT-412 Cabinet
Oh, and I have a Squier VM Jazz Bass too.
#18
sniff glue
Quote by Ichikurosaki
fenrir you legendary legend man

I'm a legendary legend
Quote by Kensai
Maybe there's a connection between intelligence and obesity? Hmmmmm...

Kefka of the Final Fantasy Elite - PM Metacarpi, Ichikurosaki, Gallagher2006, or Deliriumbassist to join!
#20
I usually take a trip around my town scaring the hell out of people, but it's about -10 below 0 (f) so I'm on UG.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#21
Quote by The Madcap
There's only one thing you can do...


BUY NEW SUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPIC WIN
#22
by the sounds of it you were planning on getting crunked alone. OD on buckley's and vaporub instead.
#24
get a life?
Quote by H4t3BR33D3R
fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#27
Quote by BringMeTheCalm
Wait till midnight and watch Mike Birbiglia's new standup special on Comedy Central.


+1
Ibanez RG321
Ibanez RG220
Member of UG's HATECREW
#28
Quote by theshroomman
Guitar!
You ****ing Idiot
Youre On A Guitar Website :|


most people dont appreciate guitar when they are trying to sleep
Ibanez RG321
Ibanez RG220
Member of UG's HATECREW
#29
play connect four with yourself
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



In loving memory of that damn game of poker





Private first class of the bass militia, PM Nutter_101 to join!
#31
Quote by fenrir182
sniff glue

dammit, you beat me to it.
UG POKER!
Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#34
sit at home doing nothing because your parents require that you wake up early the next morning for church every week.
#36
Madcap, that is epic.

-masturbate
-browse UG
- ...play pokemon? that game is so old now, it's fun to play
#37
Write music
Listen to music
Go to bed early
Go to the movies
Masturbate
Call a friend and see if they wanna do something
Watch TV
Play your mother ****ing guitar
Look at pics of lolcats
#38
I just call my friends go get them and go mess around.

Or just text them while playing guitar.

You could write a book, then read it.
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


Quote by JustRooster
I'm a straight man, but I'd put that surfcaster right in my mouth.



Quote by JD2k9
Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
#40
Clean out your belly button, explore a sewer system, go to sleep, get a god damn job, umm... That's all I got.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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