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#3
My grass is emo.

It cuts itself
Quote by Alter-Bridge
My nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!?!?!?!
Quote by nick dixon
Put your penis in a raging hot fire, that should melt the bottle off
Quote by Leonheart
4e574e57363g, despite your first post on a thread almost always being PWNT you kickass.
#5
I prefer the lawn-mower method.
Quote by Mike Birbiglia
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
#6
Going into the ground and pulling the individual blades of grass until it's level.

Is "cutting the grass" some kind of sick euphemism?
#8
1. Smear honey all over protect area
2. Proceed to pour paint stripper all over honey.
3. Place 10 bandaids on specific area, and on the count of 3, proceed to rip off.


Scissors.
#10
I usualy take out the mower... Front lawn, run back and forth, cut each strip twice
On the sides and back,... It's abit big and hilly... I usualy do a big circle around the perimeter and work my way in....
Weird thread.. I dunno why I replied
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#12
Quote by JohnnyTrash

Damn, beaten to it
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#17
i hire mexicans to do it.
esp ltd m300
ibanez rg
jackosn dinky strat

digitech rp155l
morley bad horsie wah

carvin mt3200 tube amp


founder of the ibanez rg owners of the world club pm me to join
#20
i think hes talking about cutting your pubes....
Quote by Chungavelli
I know this Jewish guy who pierced his asshole.
#23
What's sad is I know folks who actually burn off their yards..

yay for Alabama
Quote by HaKattack
Wait a second..how did KoRn get you into metal? That's like Nancy Reagan getting you into heroin addiction and prostitution!
#27
Quote by pokemon_master
*link removed*


why would you randomly post a porn site?

*reported*
Quote by Alter-Bridge
My nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!?!?!?!
Quote by nick dixon
Put your penis in a raging hot fire, that should melt the bottle off
Quote by Leonheart
4e574e57363g, despite your first post on a thread almost always being PWNT you kickass.
#28
It's pretty sad that one term can mean cutting grass, your pubes, and a drug all simultaniously...
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#29
Spiral in until the turns get too sharp then sweep back and forth.
If morning's a bitch with open arms, night's a girl who's gone too far.

OMGWTFBBQ
#34
Quote by IronNecrosis
that are weed aren't it.

nvm yeah it are

Is your avatar a guy buttraping someone in a wheelchair or a guy pushing someone our of one?
If morning's a bitch with open arms, night's a girl who's gone too far.

OMGWTFBBQ
#35
Quote by Bayonetwork
Is your avatar a guy buttraping someone in a wheelchair or a guy pushing someone our of one?



Don't you think the chair would get in the way?
#36
Quote by volcomgrifter
i think hes talking about cutting your pubes....


No shit


ESP LTD MH-350NT
Hughes & Kettner Switchblade 100
Orange PPC412AD
Seagull S6 Cedar Slim
Manuel Rodríguez C1M


Guitarist of Ravenage
Drummer of Windrider
Solo Project is Aloeswood
Last edited by Guitar_Dan_666 at Feb 9, 2008,
#38
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Don't you think the chair would get in the way?

Well, there is that space between the backrest and seat.
If morning's a bitch with open arms, night's a girl who's gone too far.

OMGWTFBBQ
#40
if ur gonna cut ur pubes put them up on ebay like me
Fender American Special Telecaster
Blackstar HT-5
Wren and Cuff Tall Font Russian
BBE Sonic Stomp
Mojo Hand FX Recoil Delay
Empress ParaEQ
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