#1
so tomorrow im going to my girlfriends house. so she said shes going to give me a hand job. now being 14 and inexperienced im nervous. should i shave my pubes or do anything not like or just not do anything. i dont want her to see my dick and be like ew. please help me lol.
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#3
Shave.

Have a couple shots of whiskey beforehand... that way she's gotta work her ass off on it, and it'll ease your nervous edge a little.
#4
Cut the grass with it.
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#7
If you've got a forest you might want to trim them down, it'll make it look a bit bigger if nothing else. I wouldn't shave, cus she might just think thats weird, or that you don't have any.

See if she'll go to head, it's like 10x better (at least).
#12
TRIM... no shaving...

most importantly wear a hat... handjobs without wearing hats are like bread without butter
#13
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#14
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#16
i wouldnt shave. she might think its a little weird. if they are out of control, just trim them a bit.

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#19
dude, really? you seriously feel the need to ask if you should trim the hedges? i think this ones up to you
#20
And you people thought sex ed was wasted money!

*reported* anyways, take it to the sex thread.
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#21
give it a good trim. and make sure she uses lube if you can get some. if not just tell her not to squeeze so hard. i have bad experiences with that
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#24
Tuck your junk in between your legs so when she takes a look it's really weird and confusing.

It's not a realistic situation but I'd laugh if it happened.
#25
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TRIM... no shaving...

most importantly wear a hat... handjobs without wearing hats are like bread without butter


wtf??? why wear a hat?
#26
Just trim the hedges, don't scorch the earth!
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