#1
Has anyone heard the news? Elton is to write 3 songs exclusively for COF!
I saw it on the internet. I can't post the link because I lost it, but if anyone else has seen it can they please post it here? I can't wait to hear this new COF stuff!
#3
Two boring musicians making boring music eh?

Whats new.
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but not,

I hope,
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#5
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Two boring musicians making boring music eh?

Whats new.



sum1 never got his hole tonight
#6
Quote by VampireGoldfish
Two boring musicians making boring music eh?

Whats new.


Both are eccentric!
#9
Two scenarios shall result:

Elton John and CoF mak an epic song for the ages

or


Both EJ and CoF crash and burn on a hilariously stupid song and both careers are ruined forever.
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#10
Are you sure you're not making this up? I can't find info on it anywhere atm.
#12
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Two scenarios shall result:

Elton John and CoF mak an epic song for the ages

or


Both EJ and CoF crash and burn on a hilariously stupid song and both careers are ruined forever.

The latter would be pretty epic.
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That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#13
Hopefully he'll take over vocals.
Get baked, study theory.

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#14
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elton gone goth or cof gone more gay?

i dont think they can get any more gay...
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its like a four finger, diminished thingy
#15
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i dont think they can get any more gay...

They could get a soft rock drummer...
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#16
I smell bullshit.

Nothings showing up.

EDIT: Seriously though, he just joined today, and look at his other posts. He's probably just some retard who decides "I r tired of teh assholes!!!!1 I'll go make pointless treds!!!!"
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#17
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Both EJ and CoF crash and burn on a hilariously stupid song and both careers are ruined forever.


roffle that would be good 8)
#20
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I doubt it.

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perhaps he is a few grand short of another million
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#21
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They could get a soft rock drummer...

hey there we go, then they could be like teh slip knots!
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its like a four finger, diminished thingy
#22
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hey there we go, then they could be like teh slip knots!


The Slipknot drummer guy is actually pretty good. Maybe Limp Bizkit or something horrible like that would be a better comparison.
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#23
This news, along with me finding out that Chuck Shulinder died has ruined my day. (I only started listening to Death last month and didn't do my research till now)
I'm a stupid jackass.
#24
Quote by killthekingx
This news, along with me finding out that Chuck Shulinder died has ruined my day. (I only started listening to Death last month and didn't do my research till now)

This news is fake, and Chuck lives on in the heart of Satan.

Unless you're being sarcastic, I'm not sure.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#25
God!11!!1 Why!11!!1 Elton why did you sellout, and just when I was thinking you were the most kvlt, you begin working with these pop artists!!11!!!1!
#26
Quote by killthekingx
This news, along with me finding out that Chuck Shulinder died has ruined my day. (I only started listening to Death last month and didn't do my research till now)

I know the feeling with the Chuck thing. I remember when I started listening to Death and found out Chuck was dead....sucked....same with Pantera.

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God!11!!1 Why!11!!1 Elton why did you sellout, and just when I was thinking you were the most kvlt, you begin working with these pop artists!!11!!!1!

Win post is win
#27
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=( poor elton, i suspect he really needs money


Add my voice to the collective "hell no!"

Have you seen the prices for his latest tour? They're like $300!

I'd still love to see him though.
#29
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Two scenarios shall result:

Elton John and CoF mak an epic song for the ages

or


Both EJ and CoF crash and burn on a hilariously stupid song and both careers are ruined forever.

Either way its gunna be pretty ****ing epic.
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#30
Sabbath Night is Alright for Virgin Slaughter?
Bitter Suite for Tempting Woman?
Embrace Me, Tiny Sinner?
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#32
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Win.
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#33
You know... does the TS or anybody else actually have a source for this?
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#34
George Michael doing a duet with Judas
Boy George singing "Do you really want to hurt me" on the new Circle of Dead Children CD
and now this

2008 is turning out to be an epic year for METAL
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#36
Quote by killthekingx
This news, along with me finding out that Chuck Shulinder died has ruined my day. (I only started listening to Death last month and didn't do my research till now)


I remember the day it happened. I was 11 or 12, and up to that point in my life, I had never been so crushed.