if the world was going to end in the year 2012 what would you do before you die

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#1
well one of my friends said that the ancient mayan's created the calendar and stopped making it at the year 2012. my friend then said thats when the end of the world is. if this is true what would do before this happens? i said if i haven't got laid by then then get laid. so UG what would you do?
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Last edited by silvertoness11 at Feb 9, 2008,
#3
if i havent gotten laid by then ill be 22, so lets home i can scratch that off my list
hmmmm, maybe eat more than ten soup crackers in less than 1 minute?
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#4
Aww how cute, you made up an ancient civilization called the "Myans."
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#6
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Aww how cute, you made up an ancient civilization called the "Myans."
oops me and my spelling errors lol
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#7
Quote by darkstar2466
Aww how cute, you made up an ancient civilization called the "Myans."


It's a typo of the Mayans.
#8
Maybe the Myans just didnt know how to count higher than 2012.

or the guy who was making it died before he could finish.

or they thought, hey, lets end our calender at 2012 so people in the year 2008 can worry that the apocalypse is coming in 4 more years. haha, dumbasses.
#9
Quote by silvertoness11
well one of my friends said that the ancient myan's created the calendar and stopped making it at the year 2012. my friend then said thats when the end of the world is. if this is true what would do before this happens? i said if i haven't got laid by then then get laid. so UG what would you do?

Ugh, you're friend sucks at history. 2012 was going to be the end of some period for the Mayans involving agriculture, however, they didn't expect genocide in their future.
#10
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It's a typo of the Mayans.


Your sarcasm meter is broken.
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#13
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jack off in a little girls mouth (she would be 5)



lmfao, wow.


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#14
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jack off in a little girls mouth (she would be 5)

I call same girl second
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#15
I would use the search bar...

Seriously, we get thread's like these every month.
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#16
steal a hendrix full stack at my guitar center, put it on the loudest volume and do a sick ass feedback start of foxy lady
#18
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I call making out with her after


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*shoots himself for even thinking that*
#21
How about we use genetic science to bring back a mayan dude, and get him to redraw the calender the way we want it. eg. world ends in 3012 and in 2008 pop music collapses.
#22
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i expected alot more hate from that comment


You have drastically underestimated the pevertedness of the UG community, my friend.
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#23
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Motherf*cker won't make that mistake again!
#24
I'd just do silly stupid ****.

I live a boring life now, might as well do something exciting again.
#25
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I would use the search bar...

Seriously, we get thread's like these every month.


It must be a sign then
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#26
Quote by daytripper75
Maybe the Myans just didnt know how to count higher than 2012.

or the guy who was making it died before he could finish.

or they thought, hey, lets end our calender at 2012 so people in the year 2008 can worry that the apocalypse is coming in 4 more years. haha, dumbasses.


Actually the birth of Christ was estimated to be 2008 years ago, however recently (not sure how recently) it has been discovered that they were off by approx 4 years.
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Maybe the Myans just didnt know how to count higher than 2012.

or the guy who was making it died before he could finish.

or they thought, hey, lets end our calender at 2012 so people in the year 2008 can worry that the apocalypse is coming in 4 more years. haha, dumbasses.


The Mayans calculated the cycle of the Earth around the sun to something like less than a hundredth of a second. Pretty f*cking spectacular, considering the time period they lived in.
Anywho, according to many sources something that will change the world will happen on 2012, from what I know the Earth lines up with the "tree of life" and another important axis (I forget what it is right now), but basically we're looking down the gun barrel of space and it only happens every 13,000 years.

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

Heres more information, i'll post again if I remember what i'm looking for.
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#28
The mayan's did not necessarily consider the year 2012 as the end for them or for anyone else. They stated it as being the beginning of either a bright future or a not so well one. Their whole system was based on agricultural affairs and did NOT plan this as the end of the world.
#30
The whole thing is pretty interesting if you look into it. I think they believed that there was an ancient civilization living in the earths core who somehow found a way to come up to the surface of the earth and communicated with the Mayans. After a long time of discussing it (since both civilizations had completely different languages) the Mayans figured out that the earth-people were trying to tell them the world would end in 2012 or something. Really interesting story.
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#33
Construct an epic amp and blast Voodoo Child so that other galaxies can know of humanity's greatness.
#34
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jack off in a little girls mouth (she would be 5)



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#35
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The website said that it won't matter...


Exactly. So why the f*ck should we worry? We could be hit by an asteroid, the apocalypse could happen, world peace, one of many thousands of possible things could happen. Why not just chillax until the 21st December 2012?
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#36
I would try to attain enlightement before, and if i dont oh well.
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#37
According to sources, I believe it's supposed to end December 21, 2012.

I would spend the entire week of the 14th going around and raping every girl I want to f*ck.
No lie.
#38
in fact the mayan calender says the worlds going end on december the 21st 2012, based on some interesting and very advanced ancient astronomy. The ancient sumerians also placed the end of the world around then, destruction by another planet colliding with earth. lots of ancient civilizations have similar theories about the end of the world, the bibles 3 days of darkness work with a planet hitting in the world. curious aye?
#39
Giant Sex Orgy Ftw!!!!!!!!
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#40
I will be sitting on my porch with a nice cup of tea watching all the pit monkeys crawl out of their holes to rape pillage and burn everything in sight. with a wall of amps behind me of course blasting some tunes.
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