#1
I don't want to go to bed yet but I'm tired. Can't find any caffeine. Any other way to go about doing this?
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#2
Sit on your testicles.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#3
pinch your inner thigh or some sensitive fleshy area of your body every time you feel yourself dozing off.
#4
set an alarm on your phone to play mmmbop every 2 minutes as a reminder to wake your ass up.
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#5
swap places with me. i cant sleep due to an intense sore throat
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#6
light a candle and just watch it for 20 minutes, just concentrate on it and nothing else, you will get kinda tired, but after 20 minutes is up and you stop concentrating on it, you will have more energy...........sounds sketchy, but ive done it and it works
#8
Listen to whiney Irish people... they'll keep you up all night.
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#11
sleep
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it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#12
porn but dont wank
edit: maybe zombie fetish porn lol
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#13
If you're borderline falling asleep, there's really no point in staying up. You put all thought and energy into staying awake, so you don't remember anything anyway..
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