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Ive come to the conclusion that they are not. I decided this while sleeping on the bleachers at my school, and a man wearing quite small shorts, and a camping hat? What do you need shorts for, REALLY? Your fine in pants, people you truly are. Ok swim shorts are different. But shorts are just, a drain on my face. I also like my new avatar.
#2
In Soviet Russia, shorts wear you!
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#3
Quote by darkstar2466
In Soviet Russia, shorts wear you!

Thats true, if your wear shorts you'll freeze. Try to copy America will you? Take that Russian legs.
#4
have you tried playing basketball, soccer, or any sport without shorts?
Maybe sweatpants, but they get hot.
#5
Shorts are not ok, under any circumstance, including swim shorts!


(Unless they go well past the knees)
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#7
err, people wear shorts to stay cool on hot days
nothing wrong with that
#8
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Shorts are not ok, under any circumstance, including swim shorts!


(Unless they go well past the knees)
or unless a female is wearing them?
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#9
Going running in pants is one of the most uncomfortable feelings.
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#10
Shorts > Pants
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#11
Quote by synpet713192
They're necessary in like Southern California.
Or Mexico.
Or anywhere else hot.

I lived in San Diego. Not needed 9/10 times. In that One Tenth? Deal son.
#12
Quote by synpet713192
They're necessary in like Southern California.
Or Mexico.
Or anywhere else hot.


Not necessary at all. I live in AZ where it's 120 degrees during the summer, often getting up to 140 or 150 degrees in a parked car, and I wear pants all the time. Haven't worn shorts since I was in fifth grade.
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#14
Its unnatural, it is. The hair of your legs prominently on display, to everyones dismay your odd combination of shoes. Not fashion shoes, but shoes, and not tevas either.
#15
Because when its hot out they feel good and I can move easier. You're just weird...

Now if you're talking about the uber tight, split your boys in two/camel toe gay Frenchman shorts, then you might have a leg to stand on, but what the hell is wrong with a pair of shorts to keep cool in the summer? Exactly.
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#16
Quote by Op3th
Not necessary at all. I live in AZ where it's 120 degrees during the summer, often getting up to 140 or 150 degrees in a parked car, and I wear pants all the time. Haven't worn shorts since I was in fifth grade.

Then you, sir, are a freak.
SHORTS FTW!
-SD
#17
shorts are for people are to lazy or to tired
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#18
When you sit? They rise. When you lay down? KNEES. Knees are very uncool. Now offering Knee Reduction Surgery.
#19
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or unless a female is wearing them?

yes that is acceptable
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#20
Quote by SilentDeftone
Then you, sir, are a freak.
SHORTS FTW!
-SD

I see you shorts fan. Get it? Shorts fan? Oh, and a close proximity to balls with shorts. Its true.
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Quote by ThePeacefrog
Ive come to the conclusion that they are not. I decided this while sleeping on the bleachers at my school, and a man wearing quite small shorts, and a camping hat? What do you need shorts for, REALLY? Your fine in pants, people you truly are. Ok swim shorts are different. But shorts are just, a drain on my face. I also like my new avatar.


congradulations


/completelymissingthepointofthepost
#23
Im feeling uninspired so, the quirkiness and thus interest level down 60%. For me anyway.
#24
Quote by skaguitarist53
congradulations


/completelymissingthepointofthepost

That's the point.
#26
Shorts are a lesser pants. Hey I ran out of cloth. SHORTS. My legs are beautiful. SHORTS.
#28
My dad wears shorts all the time. Its ok because hes a Dad. Kid wears shorts? Probably a douche.
#30
Quote by PinkIsCool
I personally don't like burning up in the summer.

Have fun living in sin.
#31
Quote by ThePeacefrog
When you sit? They rise. When you lay down? KNEES. Knees are very uncool. Now offering Knee Reduction Surgery.

Pants rise as well. Now offering Ankle Reduction Surgery.

This thread seems to be full of unathletic pants-wearing nerds.

-SD
#32
Alright, I guess you're just trying to be funny or something bt this thread kinda sucks.
I'm a person.
#33
Quote by SilentDeftone
Pants rise as well. Now offering Ankle Reduction Surgery.

This thread seems to be full of unathletic pants-wearing nerds.

-SD

Im your man. I like Richard Hell. But mmm shorts all the time? Hey sports kids its 40 Degrees, I understand you have bandmitton, then basketballpolka, then SPORTS. But change.
#34
Quote by PinkIsCool
Alright, I guess you're just trying to be funny or something bt this thread kinda sucks.

Mmmm yes PinkIsCool. I can pretty much counter what you say. Because of chus name.
#35
Quote by SilentDeftone
Pants rise as well. Now offering Ankle Reduction Surgery.

This thread seems to be full of unathletic pants-wearing nerds.

-SD



Please explain to me how wearing shorts make a person more athletic?

If anything, athletic people should wear sweatpants, so its harder for them to train, therefore they get stronger and more athletic.
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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#37
Quote by Symphonic_Chaos
Wasnt there an anti pants thread done just a few minutes ago?

Purely coincidence. I came across this conclusion last Wednesday.
#38
Quote by ThePeacefrog
Mmmm yes PinkIsCool. I can pretty much counter what you say. Because of chus name.

Pink IS cool, bitch.
I'm a person.
#39
Quote by PinkIsCool
Pink IS cool, bitch.

Screw the gender roles placed on this color. Im a rebel. Because really, pink is cool. I defy you society.
#40
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Please explain to me how wearing shorts make a person more athletic?

If anything, athletic people should wear sweatpants, so its harder for them to train, therefore they get stronger and more athletic.

The only shorts I wear are athletic shorts. Therefore, for me, shorts-wearing is associated with athleticism.

Explain how wearing sweatpants makes it harder for someone to train.

-SD
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