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#1
so my girlfriend thinks the fact that i have a beastly hairy ass is cute. does anyone else think this is weird? better yet, does anyone have any similar stories?
#5
she's lying.
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#6
its not really a story its just kinda... a fact
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#7
my girlfriend likes my stubble (i refuse to shave EVERY day.. i mean god!)

she says 'i like the friction...' followed by a cute giggle and possibly a kiss

and the ass hair thing is weird dude.. shave it and dump her!
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#8
Heres a note for future reference:

If a story you're going to tell involves your hairy ass, refrain from ever telling the story.
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#9
Quote by deathbat831
so my girlfriend thinks the fact that i have a beastly hairy ass is cute. does anyone else think this is weird? better yet, does anyone have any similar stories?


and just when I was beggining to think I was alone...

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#13
my high school sophmore year i hit a brick wall out of anger and my fist strated bleeding and my gf now ex started to drink the blood
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my high school sophmore year i hit a brick wall out of anger and my fist strated bleeding and my gf now ex started to drink the blood




oh yeah, and madcap made me lol
#16
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my high school sophmore year i hit a brick wall out of anger and my fist strated bleeding and my gf now ex started to drink the blood

umm ok but no nothing on his gf's hairy ass fetish
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#17
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This needs to be quoted more in this thread.

And take Sithian's advice.
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#19
wait... you have an ass?
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#23
That's how you know she's the one.

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#24
jackson dinky build!

do you live in a country?


pics dude or a vid of you trying to say 'bananaramapancake'
so it comes out brabrabrabwabwa

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#25
i know some of you guys think shes lying and everything but i really don't. everytime she sees it or it comes up or whatever she goes, awwww and says something about the "cute little hairs" i really think shes sincere
#26
^ She probably can't wait until you drop the soap..
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#27
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i know some of you guys think shes lying and everything but i really don't. everytime she sees it or it comes up or whatever she goes, awwww and says something about the "cute little hairs" i really think shes sincere

That's just friggin' weird.
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#29
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That's how you know she's the one.


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#30
Damn, this thread is now giving me weird images of a hairy braided ass!
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#31
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are they actualy thick enough to braid? if they are, you should so do it.


haha no but i would definitely do that if i could. maybe i should shave something into it and see what she says..any suggestions on what?
#32
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haha no but i would definitely do that if i could. maybe i should shave something into it and see what she says..any suggestions on what?


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See what she does...
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#33
Quote by deathbat831
i know some of you guys think shes lying and everything but i really don't. everytime she sees it or it comes up or whatever she goes, awwww and says something about the "cute little hairs" i really think shes sincere

how often are you showing her your ass
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#34
i dont show it to her...but now that you mention it, it does seem to be quite often that she sees it.
#37
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my high school sophmore year i hit a brick wall out of anger and my fist strated bleeding and my gf now ex started to drink the blood


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#39
Well maybe you can get some gel or something, and make like an anal mohawk?
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