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#1
I get home from babysitting at my sisters. I see the car door open and it's beeping. I walk up and the seats folded down, and I look in and there's something sleeping in it passed out and snoring. I figure it might be one of my parents so I go inside to get a blanket but they're both in bed sleeping. What should I do? Should I wake it up? Leave it a note? I'm not sure if it's a guy or girl.
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#3
rape it
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#6
I don't want to take pics because I don't want to wake it up. I might though. I can't rape it.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#10
No nine foot poles.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#11
If you don't want them in your car then take your chances with getting them out yourself, or call the police. If you do want them there, give them a blanket and take them muffins in the morning.
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#14
I don't really care because it's not hurting anything. I'm afraid he might get sick because it's about 20 degrees out.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#16
You're a good man. Make sure you don't have anything in there that's of value, and let him/her stay..it's likely someone without anywhere else to go. What do you have to lose?

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#17
What if it wakes up and hurts me?

My parents told me to stay away from it and let it be but this is once in a lifetime thing...
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#18
push it off a cliff? the say the guy stole your go and commited suicde then get a new one
#21
Poke it, many times. As soon as it wakes up, tell it it can stay there for the night.

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#22
pack a knife and phone and flash a light at it and if attacks you stab him but really try not to because that would just not be a nice thing to do
but if he does try and attack you you'll be a total bad ass at school on monday
#23
i dont get it why whould you think it was one of your parents passed out in the car then proced to go inside the house get a blanket and then se it wasent them.


this thread need pics...
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#24
make a safe pic from ur window
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#26
if its a dude tie and he is crunched up in the car then tie some string round his toe and tie the other end to one of his balls and he will get a big surprise when he stretches out
#27
how did IT get into your car w/o keys... i need pictures
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#28
haha, i love it how you refer to the being in your car as 'it', are you sure its human?

dont know if its male or female...ahhh...it aint that hard
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#29
How did he/she get in your car?
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#30
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how did IT get into your car w/o keys... i need pictures


we live in a safe town, we don't lock our cars. I'm going out to take pics when my parents go to sleep.

I say "it" because I don't know if it's a girl or boy.

Proof MAY come soon.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#31
Yeah man...i need some kind of visual, cause i have no idea what kind of "thing" we're talking about here. Nice use of the word "It" too, hahaha.

But seriously, i'd just lock up the house and take anything valuable out of sight. And probably just let it stay there.
#32
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if its a dude tie and he is crunched up in the car then tie some string round his toe and tie the other end to one of his balls and he will get a big surprise when he stretches out


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#33
wheild a axe above his head just as he is about to wake up and have a flash light going on and off for a lighting effect.
#34
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we live in a safe town, we don't lock our cars. I'm going out to take pics when my parents go to sleep.


which towns are safe in this time?

i mean my little village isnt even safe so :/

what time is it where u life?
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#35
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wheild a axe above his head just as he is about to wake up and have a flash light going on and off for a lighting effect.


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#36
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EDIT: wheild a guitar above his head just as he is about to wake up and have a flash light going on and off for a lighting effect.



yer thats a much better idea
#38
It's 4 AM where I live. I don't want to hurt it or startle it. I'll feel bad if I'm taking pictures and it wakes up seeing me. Parents are still awake and they'll know what I'm doing. Any other plans?
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#40
There's a guy in your car and you are on UG?

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