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In this topic, we declare our love/appreciation for the greatest man ever to grace television... MacGyver!

I'll take the opportunity to post some lame, though funny MacGyver-jokes:

Fact: MacGyver staged the moon landing using a camera and some string so that no one would come near his Lunar Command Post.

Fact: James Bond once attacked MacGyver in a restaurant. Bond was bristling with Q's deadly gadgets, while MacGyver was calmly eating dinner. It was the first time that they had ever met face to face, and the last, since they then met face to knee, face to floor, and finally, face to improvised cutlery cannon.

Fact: Necessity is the mother of invention. MacGyver is the father.

Fact: Once, while vacationing in the Ukraine, MacGyver was arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct. He woke up in a jail cell, but the jailers made the mistake of leaving him access to a radio and a toilet. The city of Chernobyl was never quite the same.

Fact: The only thing that can kill MacGyver is a silver bullet... fired from a railgun orbiting Saturn. And even then, you'd better pray to god that he's not holding a newspaper.

Fact: People theorize that MacGyver invented the gun in an attempt to give the rest of humanity a chance to best him in a confrontation.
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Quote by Mr How


In this topic, we declare our love/appreciation for the greatest man ever to grace television... MacGyver!

I'll take the opportunity to post some lame, though funny MacGyver-jokes:

Fact: MacGyver staged the moon landing using a camera and some string so that no one would come near his Lunar Command Post.

Fact: James Bond once attacked MacGyver in a restaurant. Bond was bristling with Q's deadly gadgets, while MacGyver was calmly eating dinner. It was the first time that they had ever met face to face, and the last, since they then met face to knee, face to floor, and finally, face to improvised cutlery cannon.

Fact: Necessity is the mother of invention. MacGyver is the father.

Fact: Once, while vacationing in the Ukraine, MacGyver was arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct. He woke up in a jail cell, but the jailers made the mistake of leaving him access to a radio and a toilet. The city of Chernobyl was never quite the same.

Fact: The only thing that can kill MacGyver is a silver bullet... fired from a railgun orbiting Saturn. And even then, you'd better pray to god that he's not holding a newspaper.

Fact: People theorize that MacGyver invented the gun in an attempt to give the rest of humanity a chance to best him in a confrontation.


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#3
I thought he only existed in the simpsons...
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