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#4
Why did you have sex with your keyboard?
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#9
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Put it in the dishwasher. If it's a laptop ... put it in the dishwasher.


+1
and i sit and wonder, falling under .
#10
rub it until it gets really hard, and then stroke it up and down.
eventually the love juice is bound to come out.
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#15
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what happened to the time wen the pit used to give good advice


what happened to the time when guys didn't have sex with their keyboards?

seriously man, that's baaad.
BITCH, IMA LEAD FARMER

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#19
lol this thread is cracking me up.

how the hell did you get it on your keyboard?
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Can we find ourselves, walking through a field with no solitude,
The pain goes on."
#25
no.a bit tissue on a hairclip but then the tissue got caught so i had to get the tweezers.i think a wank is in order to celebrate
#26
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no.a bit tissue on a hairclip but then the tissue got caught so i had to get the tweezers.i think a wank is in order to celebrate

*facepalm* We didn't need to know that.

Lawks, some people...
#29
pics or it didnt happen
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#30
It took you a minute to wank off?

I really feel for your significant other half, if you have one.


You lay me down as I go to the store
Sorrow ate me, I'm not me anymore
Play these heavens one more time
I'm not yours and I'm not mine


When you hear music after it's over, it's gone in the air.
You can never capture it again.


#34
Take the keyboard into the shower, spray it off with hot water, then hang it up to drip dry overnight. Seriously, this works. You just can't plug it in again until it's dry is all.
Or, you could pop off all the keys and wipe it all down, then put the keys back on, in the right order.
BTW, ever heard of paper towels?
#36
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by not flapping into it....

wat
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#37
Quote by IndianRockStar
1: Pics or it didn't happen

2: Lick it off. You deserve such for your stupidity.

3: Why the flying **** were you wanking on UG?



Hot chicks thread!!!

Well the first couple pages of it, anyway.
#38
With a knife you take out the keys (first you make a good map of the keyboard). Then you clean them, and put them back.

Next time don't fap to the keyboard. That's what jizz socks are for.
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