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And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Last edited by Mister.Y at Aug 23, 2016,
#2
You wont get any where with women with that attitude




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#5

I like the way they say they save me time but it made me wait a minute to load all the flash crap on the website.




love is a dog from hell.



#6
Damn this stuff is awesome!
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the house burnt down
pics coming soon!
<.<
>,>


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No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Best theory lesson EVER!
#7
what was that song for the instant shirt removal one?
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#9
^lol yeah i gotta try that too
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the house burnt down
pics coming soon!
<.<
>,>


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No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Best theory lesson EVER!
#13
Speed remove a t-shirt?! Awesome ...

And I am impressed with the shoes too ...


You lay me down as I go to the store
Sorrow ate me, I'm not me anymore
Play these heavens one more time
I'm not yours and I'm not mine


When you hear music after it's over, it's gone in the air.
You can never capture it again.


#16
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Speed remove a t-shirt?! Awesome ...

I just accidentally ripped my t-shirt slightly trying that. And also i thought "hmm, this does seem speedy but how slow actually is the normal method?" So i tried normal and it took about the same time without risk of ripping and without hurting my face.
Last edited by MadClownDisease at Feb 10, 2008,
#18
DAmmit..I think I just ripped my shirt doing the instant shirt removal...


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--EbOla----
---name pending?--

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No. Everybody dies. And one day, given that your relationship doesn't crash and burn like so many do, one of you will end up deep in sorrow while watching the other one die.


#19
Warning: If you want to try the instant t-shirt removal, you need a bit of a stretchy t-shirt (or one that's a bit too big). I can in no way be held responsible for the consequences. Thank you.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#21
Quote by Mister.Y
Warning: If you want to try the instant t-shirt removal, you need a bit of a stretchy t-shirt (or one that's a bit too big). I can in no way be held responsible for the consequences. Thank you.




it's too late.. don't try to fix it now

And BTW...I though he'd drown the baby too.
--F-F-T-S---
--EbOla----
---name pending?--

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No. Everybody dies. And one day, given that your relationship doesn't crash and burn like so many do, one of you will end up deep in sorrow while watching the other one die.


#23
This stuff is brilliant. I already took off my shirt that way before seeing the vid though.
There should be more!
GEAR:
Vantage Ghost Gibson "The Paul" copy
Fender FM-100H half-stack
Regal vintage 30W class A amp head (handcrafted in Montreal)
#25
What's the music in the 2 minute soda chill vid?
MY GEAR
Bella
Ibanez Gio
Cube-20X
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the worst ive seen is a guy kick this other guy in the head repeatedly and had to be taken to hospital in a helicopter

Who the hell would build a Hospital inside of a Helicopter?
#27
Watch the cord wrap one, the girl looks exactly life Freddy Mercury.
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
#28
son of a i nearly riped out half of my face pearcings trying the shirt removal
#29
I have to peel so many eggs at work. What a time saver!!!
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#30
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Watch the cord wrap one, the girl looks exactly life Freddy Mercury.


hahaha
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1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army


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i figure as long as its not a puppy it's fair game for my penis.
#31
I wanna try the baby one.
*looks for random girl*
*waits 9 months*

Oh, and person above me has a bannable username.
#33
Wait, watch fast pour ketchup. Pete Wentz + wig?
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.
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I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!
#34
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it's too late.. don't try to fix it now

And BTW...I though he'd drown the baby too.

Well, it'd shut the kid up
#36
Yea, lemme go try to turbo park


once I take 3 months to master that, it'll cut down the time I park, after I find an empty street to parrallel park on, drive 30 yards past the parking spot, and avoid pedestrians


#37
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I thought he was gonna drown the baby...

I was half expecting him to Hammer Smash it's face in honestly, then when he turned the water in I thought it was gonna be the drownage.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#39
imma start tying my shoes like that.
v CLICK v



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#40
The music player cord one is actually pretty useful, I fucking hate tangled iPod cord.

EDIT:
At first, I thought the shoelace one was pretty impressive, until I realised I haven't actually tied laces on any of my shoes for years. Leaving them lose and just slipping them one saves even MORE time.

Maybe I should work for that website...
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^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


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