i have a friend who is mad at me. i want to make her not mad at me, not only that, but i want to make her my girlfriend. how do i do this?
chloroform and a rag

but srsly, talk it out or something? you could find out what in the hell you did to make her mad at you and try to work that out?
Firstly: Head to the Relationship thread.

Secondly: Cum on her face.

You lay me down as I go to the store
Sorrow ate me, I'm not me anymore
Play these heavens one more time
I'm not yours and I'm not mine

When you hear music after it's over, it's gone in the air.
You can never capture it again.

Well first of all, undo what made her mad, and then keep doing that.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
If you kill yourself she'll be sad instead of mad and you won't have to go out with her. Win Win!
fix it, then have make up sex
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...