#1
if you just told sum1 something you wouldnt want your parents to read on myspace, how do you delete things youve read/typed so you cant open the file later and read it?
#2
1. Turn on said parents' computer.
2. Throw a cupful of water onto it.
3. Enjoy the fireworks.
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#3
comments? go to their profile and click "View All" comments and delete yours.

messages? go to your inbox/outbox, check the ones you want deleted, go to the bottom the page and hit "Delete Selected"


and in response to your signature, Barrack Obama is not a muslim.
#4
Quote by darkstar2466
1. Turn on said parents' computer.
2. Throw a cupful of water onto it.
3. Enjoy the fireworks.


Upgrade cup to bucket and I guarantee the success of this strategy.

good thinking darkstar.
#5
wut
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#6
Quote by Arthur Curry
comments? go to their profile and click "View All" comments and delete yours.

messages? go to your inbox/outbox, check the ones you want deleted, go to the bottom the page and hit "Delete Selected"


and in response to your signature, Barrack Obama is not a muslim.


Nor is the word "bomb" in his name.
#7
Ydo, your sig makes me want to take a **** on your head. Not saying I endorse Obama, since I'm a Gravel man myself, but your ignorance really does give me diarrhea.
#8
Quote by Arthur Curry



and in response to your signature, Barrack Obama is not a muslim.


+1. Congratulations for the silly racist comment and neglecting the fact that his middle name is "Hussein"

[EDIT] and that "bomb" isn't in his last name.
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#9
He's a Christian...

I doubt a non-Christian president would get elected in the near future. We have a long way to go before god is ejected from the American political system.
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#11
Never type it at all........
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#12
tell us what you've written, n we'll tell u how to solve it
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#13
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if you just told sum1 something you wouldnt want your parents to read on myspace, how do you delete things youve read/typed so you cant open the file later and read it?


I don't, because I don't use myspace.

Second person = failure.
#14
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I don't, because I don't use myspace.

Second person = failure.


It's better than the "well, I have a friend who..." approach.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#15
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Ydo, your sig makes me want to take a **** on your head. Not saying I endorse Obama, since I'm a Gravel man myself, but your ignorance really does give me diarrhea.

*highfive*
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#16
The best way is to ingest (eat) your parent's computer. Do it slowly, start with the power cable (unplugged), and move on to A/V and then USB devices.
Siggity-sig-sig-sig.
#17
Take some magnets and smash a hole in the tower of your computer and toss in the magnets


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#18
Go around it 3 times with your tow cable.Once it's down have the rest of the squad shoot it in the "neck" and it'll blow up.

Oh sh*t....I thought we were talking about AT-ATs.
#19
Never go on myspace again and be better off for doing so.
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#20
I don't understand why you would actually post something you didn't want anyone else to read in the first place. I mean, if you know you shouldn't be saying (or doing) it, and you say (or do) it you deserve the punishment.
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#21
y r ur parents lookin at ur myspace to begin with?
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