#1
Post a list of things to do when the doctor tells you that your dieing of some rare disease...or just a list of things to do when before you die.....

1. Sheep shagging (Bring em to the edge of a cliff, they push back harder)
2. Drink a litre of whisky in 1 go and survive it
3. Sneak up on some ninjas
4. Help an old lady half way cross the road then leave her there
4. Throw stones at passing cars that are better then mine
5. Do a 360 on a swing
6. Learn to clap with one hand
7. Set a pieromaniac on fire
8. Go bunjee jumping
9. hack bebo
10. Touch McHammer
11. Knockout World champ boxer
12. Piss on buckingham palace
13. Run the london marathone
14. Star in a porn movie
15. Take out a huge loan and spend it all
16. Travel the world in 79 days
17. Buy/Steal a supercar then smash it to bits in public
18. Punch George Bush in the face
19. Hold the internet randsome with a super virus
20. Piss through someones door step and ask how far it went
21. Make love to Paris Hilton
22. Drink nothing but alcohol for a week
23. Wrestle a Lion
24. Kick a knackers sister in the jaw and casterate the knacker
25. Kick Tony Blair in the balls
26. Go to every pub in ireland having one pint in each pub - wihtout stopping
27. Prank call George Bush
28. Dress like terminator and smoke a cuban cigar in public
29. Make Man Law THE law (note blog)
30. Point and laugh at a suicide bomber "Bet ya cant friggin do it again!?"
31. Change my name to Jesus McLuvin
32. Put jet fuel in my car
33. Mix every single spirit drink into a pint glass and drink it
34. Put sticky notes saying "Property of Michael Jackson" on kids backs
35. Yell into a classroom of children saying "Santy's not real!!!"
36. Wear no clothes for a week
#2
put a 2jzgte in my lexus...make love to my ex again..thats about it lol
#3
1. Use the search button
2. Kill Bird32
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#5
thats a pretty good list, but i wanna beat the hardest land animal with no weapons
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#6
what do reckon it is?
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