#1
Some people, when they're afraid, sing a comforting song or think happy thoughts.
That's ****ing stupid. I just think of a Cannibal Corpse or Devourment or Necrophagist song, and then I have no fear.

Just think of the most brutal, offensive, frightening metal song you can and you could probably take on the world.
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#4
I'll keep that in mind.
Next time I'm nearly ****ting my pants i'll hum frantic disembowelment or festering vomitous mass haha.
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#5
I like to slam on something like Neaera, snort some charlie and beat the **** out of old women in the street. I AM TEH FEARLESS!!
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#6
Yup death metal makes me laugh too.
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#8
This thread is horrible.

And I LIKE Cannibal Corpse.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
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#9
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I like to slam on something like Neaera, snort some charlie and beat the **** out of old women in the street. I AM TEH FEARLESS!!

LMAO best quote ever

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#10
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I like to slam on something like Neaera, snort some charlie and beat the **** out of old women in the street. I AM TEH FEARLESS!!


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#11
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Yup death metal makes me laugh too.

I'm actually serious.
Brutal death metal will make you fear nothing.
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#12
No, Ordo Ad Chao is good for fear.
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That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#13
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No, Ordo Ad Chao is good for fear.


Rengori has his **** down.

That album is the greatest "fear" music.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#14
haha Deicide. Glenn Benton scares me ;(

People don't actually like cannibal corpse, they just listen to them to get angry, and because they have song titles like "I cum blood" "****ed with a knife," etcc
#15
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haha Deicide. Glenn Benton scares me ;(

People don't actually like cannibal corpse, they just listen to them to get angry, and because they have song titles like "I cum blood" "****ed with a knife," etcc

That is not why I listen to CC.

And when I am scared I just remember I have plot armor, and therefore cannot die.
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#16
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haha Deicide. Glenn Benton scares me ;(

People don't actually like cannibal corpse, they just listen to them to get angry, and because they have song titles like "I cum blood" "****ed with a knife," etcc



You are indeed wise beyond your years, what an insightful observation you have made.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#17
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People don't actually like cannibal corpse, they just listen to them to get angry, and because they have song titles like "I cum blood" "****ed with a knife," etcc

Speak for yourself.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#18
Power Metal means that you can take on an entire army of Ewoks using only the power of metal... You cannot beat power metal.
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#19
Quote by Chriscon90
haha Deicide. Glenn Benton scares me ;(

People don't actually like cannibal corpse, they just listen to them to get angry, and because they have song titles like "I cum blood" "****ed with a knife," etcc

since when?
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#20
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People don't actually like cannibal corpse, they just listen to them to get angry, and because they have song titles like "I cum blood" "****ed with a knife," etcc

Or, they actually do like them, and listen to them because they like them.

Yeah, that sounds about right.