#2
i'm pretty sure most people are real
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#3
the cake is a lie.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#4
Where the **** is the cake?
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#6
Quote by nebiru
Where the **** is the cake?


I want cake
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I saw a penis.

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#7
Quote by Its_Rock77
the cake is a lie.

sorry for the idiot points but where did this cake meme come from?
#11
That guy is kinda ****ty anyway.

And besides that... if it were real EVERYONE would play ****ing awesome.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#13
You'll be paying for a guy that will tell you to practice..practice..and..practice...as if you didn't already know.
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#14
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#16
damn, I would have ordered that if he would throw in some name brand soda.
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#18
Quote by bendystraw
sorry for the idiot points but where did this cake meme come from?


It was on an XBOX game called Portals (I think. I played it at a friends house so I'm not sure about the title) basically, an evil computer bribed you with cake to finish some "tests" or something using portals to get to the end of the levels.

and others who took the "tests" wrote stuff like "the cake is a lie" on the walls cause they all were the deadzorz soon.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#19
Quote by Skullbolt
i'm pretty sure most people are real




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#20
Quote by Its_Rock77
It was on an XBOX game called Portals (I think. I played it at a friends house so I'm not sure about the title) basically, an evil computer bribed you with cake to finish some "tests" or something using portals to get to the end of the levels.

and others who took the "tests" wrote stuff like "the cake is a lie" on the walls cause they all were the deadzorz soon.

ohhh. i have played the flash portals but thanks for clearing that up.
#21
he meant that humans are real not that this isn't a scam.

Edit: to yakult

doubleedit: your welcome.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#25
he's not very good anyways, so why would it matter?
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#26
you can only gain speed from two sources

1 drug dealers
2 lots of practice with your guitar
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#27
Dude if we order before february 10th 2008 11:59pm we can get it for only 20$, its a 200 odd value...come on

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