So I just got back from the doctor.....................and I have mono........how fun

#1
What are some ways to keep myself entertained for a while?

This is my first time getting mono, and it SUCKS.


Please any ideas?

I have already jacked off twice today, so I am set on that.
#2
^thanks for sharing, and what exactly is mono?
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#5
That means you have really low blood sugar right? Not a lot of energy or strength to move around, exercise, that sort of thing?
#6
well your on a guitar website asking what to do for fun... by putting two and two together im gunna guess you should... look at porn
#7
Aww man, that's the kissing disease is it not?

Why not pick up a new instrument? Always good to learn harmonica.
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#8
Were you making out with bjovi400? According to his thread, he has mono, too.
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#9
What's mono?

And things to do include but are not limited to the following:

Guitar
More Pr0n
Compose (Guitar Pro?)
Reading
Learn music theory (Good lessons here on UG)
Tab some songs
Drawing
Writing
Doing something you've needed to do for a long time (i.e. fix that ____ or something)
#10
I don't get this, before I saw a Sopranos thread, then two more popped up.

Then there's a "I found out I have mono" thread, and another "I found out I have mono" thread pops up minutes later.
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#11
I know why u got mono
because you like the patriots
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#12
i'm starting to think it's some kind of stupid prank.

mono is not funny.
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#14
sleep
play some video games
or fake you're own death so they announce you're name on the intercom @ school then come in when you're better and FREAK EVERYONE OUT
#15
To the people who think that I don't have mono, just leave, because I do have it.

I didn't even see the other threads before I posted this.
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#19
I HAVE MONO....

*reported*
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#23
yeah, i really do think i have it. im serious, im not feelin too good.
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#26
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I know why u got mono
because you like the patriots


+1

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#27
And who was that special girl?

Oh well, I have pneumonia, which isn't the same, but yeah.
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#28
I think americans are all paranoid about thinking they have mono. I've never had it, heard of it, or known anyone who's had it. Bah to you.
#29
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ZOMG! Mono Rail!



Pfft ...




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You can never capture it again.


#30
at least he went to the doctor first, instead of asking the Pit like most morons with some disease seem to do.
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#31
I had mono. It was really boring. I couldn't go to school for like three weeks, and I couldn't "exert" myself because I could have damaged my spleen. I hardly felt sick, but I still had to sit at home. What a waste of a month that was
#32
That sucks...
I had mononucleosis and it's a bitch.

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I had mono. It was really boring. I couldn't go to school for like three weeks, and I couldn't "exert" myself because I could have damaged my spleen. I hardly felt sick, but I still had to sit at home. What a waste of a month that was


You got away lucky. I couldn't do sports for 4 months because I could damage my vessel.

Also, the blood exams were done on me too early so they showed that I didn't have mononucleosis, and I had to be 4 days in the hospital getting a lot of exams. They suspected that I had cancer .
It was a bitch. But one of the nurses was extremely hot . That's what me and my 60 years old room pal used to talk about .
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#33
Quote by loganrocksabass
i prefer stereophonic over monophonic most of the time


I couldn't go to school for 2 years due to my crippling dolbydigital7.1phonic illness...

I could however plug a blu-ray player directly into my optic nerve.
#34
Why is it called Mono? What a stupid name.
And Glandular fever isn't that bad. Hell, by the sounds of things you haven't actually got it so go you. Here's to good health
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