#1
so a few months back i got wasted at a party and ending up umm... sexing a dog. now it had this weird baby. the thing my friend is wanting to keep the thing but you it is half mine so i kinda wanted to raise it on my own. how do i tell my friend that it is my puppy?
#3
Quote by Jimmyyoung
Oh I see wat u did thar

i know, i thought it was a fat chick then boom! it barks at me. i really need help my friend is treating it mean.
#4
bark bark bark
translation : its mine dont eat it
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#7
uh-oh. the boy dog that the other dog likes at at my door. he looks pissed. i think he knows about his girlfriend. my life is crashing down!
#9
first rule of species identification: if you can have offspring with it, it's of the same species. so either its a ****in human, or you're a dog. because dogs and humans dont have the same number of chromosomes. sorry to ruin your fun.
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#12
Yea, basic biology totally killed your story.
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#14
Quote by bendystraw
so a few months back i got wasted at a party and ending up umm... sexing a dog. now it had this weird baby. the thing my friend is wanting to keep the thing but you it is half mine so i kinda wanted to raise it on my own. how do i tell my friend that it is my puppy?



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#15
Steal the puppy and flee to another country... you'll thank me in time.
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#17
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This one is getting over used, and im surprised some mexican dude hasnt gotten pissed about it yet.
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And let's enjoy what we have
#18
I c wut u did thar...


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#19
Quote by bendystraw
i know, i thought it was a fat chick then boom! it barks at me. i really need help my friend is treating it mean.



How did barking determine whether it was a fat chick or not? Every big girl I know barks.
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#20
Ahh, bendystraw.
When will you learn?

I say sell your puppy for 3,402,129,981,139 yen.
Even if you have to steal him back first.
DO IT!
#21
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Am I the only one that's already sick of this stupid picture?
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#22
i think its funny his mouth is in the perfect shape to say it
#23
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Am I the only one that's already sick of this stupid picture?



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