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#1
So the story: I'm hookin up with this chick on wednesday, and she puts out easy. so i thought: i should start preparing. so i shaved my balls, and now i feel humiliated. I can't comfortably walk straight, and i just need to know how i can reduce the friction between my sac and my gait.
i'm not trying to cause a ruckus, i just need to know. if you've never done it, don't. if you have, laugh but please help. it blows.
#4
bwahahaha dont shave, trim lol idk powder?
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#5
i like having hairless balls, feels good, pleasent for the girls (id assume =/), no problems for me however
#7
I don't find it irritating or humiliating at all.
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#9
^i jsut dont think the lol que pic can replace the pear. Its just not gonna happen.

So find something different cause this wont catch on. Even if it is a Ug meme.
#11
i shave them daily..the gf loves it make sure you put like lotion on or something so you dont ge tthe red bumps
#12
miracle grow.
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#14
they discomfort should be gone by Wednesday
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#16
You have to cover your balls in antifreeze.
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#17
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Make the outside of the Death Star around your balls.
LOL

But seriously, what r u a virgin? i dont care if you shaved ure balls or not jsut go watch porn or something i dont wanna hear about ure lil hairy nuts...or not hairy ne more
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#18
Draw some more pubes on and trick your body into nonitchiness.

Works for me.
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#19
I actually had a girl thank me for shaving. Chicks dig it :P

A little baby powder should solve your problem. Did for me
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#20
are they as smooth as eggs?
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#21
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#22
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the mans hilarious

didn't think someone would get the reference that quick
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#23
yeah as said before... it'll be gone by wednesday. and you should've done a practise run beforehand; either way she'll appreciate it ^^
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#29
RUB ICY-HOT ON EM'~

Then trim em so they have beards and draw little gangsta-ass faces on em. Then just cruise the beach lookin' for ball-suckers
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#30
the uncomfort will pass. you just haven't progressed to true manhood yet.

by the way...use a trimmer NOT a razor....razor leaves you uncomfortable.
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#31
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by the way...use a trimmer NOT a razor....razor leaves you uncomfortable.

True. If you absolutely have to use a razor, go with the 'grain', otherwise use a trimmer otherwise you'll be walking funny for a week.
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#33
From the amount of stupidity in this thread I take it most of you don't shave often. Both my face and my crotch are smooth and it seems to attract the ladies.
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#34
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From the amount of stupidity in this thread I take it most of you don't shave often. Both my face and my crotch are smooth and it seems to attract the ladies.



I shave quite consistently, actually.


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i love how people are laughing about my balls,

when half of you ****ers wouldn't have enough balls to post an honest question on the pit. this is real life issues lol.


I couldn't help laughing as I've been in your situation regarding the razor.
#37
I'm a chick and
1) Could be razorburn, in which case.. just give it a while. Take warm showers and make sure your boxers are always clean
2) Dont shave unless you honestly like it that way or your girlfriend really likes it. if it's for a hookup and you're going through pain, it's not worth it; she might not even like it. I could care less about my guy's hair, it's SUPPOSED to be there, and I'd rather have it there than not have it.
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#38
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From the amount of stupidity in this thread I take it most of you don't shave often. Both my face and my crotch are smooth and it seems to attract the ladies.


how smooth?
im curious.
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#40
I had balls once.
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