#1
From seeing the pit almost every day, I've noticed a time-honored and hilarious tradition of the pit, the funny first post. What is the funniest first post you've read? I remember like a week ago there was another one of the "OMG I Iz TeH SAd, I hAtE MY Momz" thread that was like 500 words, and the first response was "grow up?". Then of course there was the first time I saw the bacard facepalm. What about you?
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#2
I can imagine how many people are currently racing to get the first post here, which will ultimately have this simple message: you fail.
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#3
This is. Fag.

Edit: ****
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#4
I saw some thread earlier today (can't remember exactly what it was about), but it involved some girl complaining about some situation. The first response was, "Why aren't you in the kitchen?"

I laughed.
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#5
Way to put a humongous amount of pressure on the first person to reply to this thread...


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I saw some thread earlier today (can't remember exactly what it was about), but it involved some girl complaining about some situation. The first response was, "Why aren't you in the kitchen?"

I laughed.

I think that's the "talking to men about music" thread.
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I think that's the "talking to men about music" thread.


*checks*

Yeah, that was it.
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#9
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This is. Fag.

Edit: ****


Nomination for most self-ownage in a SECOND post lol.
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#10
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From seeing the pit almost every day, I've noticed a time-honored and hilarious tradition of the pit, the funny first post. What is the funniest first post you've read? I remember like a week ago there was another one of the "OMG I Iz TeH SAd, I hAtE MY Momz" thread that was like 500 words, and the first response was "grow up?". Then of course there was the first time I saw the bacard facepalm. What about you?




Did someone combine these two or something?
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Did someone combine these two or something?


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#17


I know it's sh*t, but it had to be done
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I know it's sh*t, but it had to be done


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#19
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I saw some thread earlier today (can't remember exactly what it was about), but it involved some girl complaining about some situation. The first response was, "Why aren't you in the kitchen?"

I laughed.



That was a good one to be honest.
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#20
haha, im sure its not really the best, but there was one where some dude asked if someone had called some number before and the first reply was No... followed by +8 pages of No...s

Meh not that good now that i think about it but i loled.
#21
This was at another forum:

(Paraphrased)

TS: "Oh man, yesterday was so intense. My parents came home and after dinner they saw a used condom in the trash can in the kitchen. When they saw it, they went straight to my sister's room and they had the hugest argument ever. It was so much fun to see their huge fight"

First reply: "You weren't upset that your parents never even suspected the condom could be yours?"
#23
^

so that one where 99.9% of the posts were "no..."

that was epic
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#24
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haha, im sure its not really the best, but there was one where some dude asked if someone had called some number before and the first reply was No... followed by +8 pages of No...s

Meh not that good now that i think about it but i loled.


lol, I know what you're talking about, that was so funny! It was one of those things where you had to be there, but to just see like 150 replies all just saying "no" was so funny!
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MAKE BELIEV
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AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



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