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#1
ok so this chick I've know for a while messages me on myspace a few weeks ago and through a series of events the fact that my b-day is soon came up. Now I've only met this girl in person once, we just talk on myspace occasionally. Anyway, I was like well what are you gonna get me for my birthday. She says how about a blowjob.
HOLY FREAKING GOD!!!! She is serious and wants to this weekend. Shes attractive and really not all that skanky.

ONLY 1 PROBLEM.....I'll Be 18 in a week and She just turned 14.

Do I go through? Do I say no? She's not connected in anyway to my friends, but I have a squeaky clean rep.

Is it worth the risk. Oh ya, as in the title this'll be my first time getting some...
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#4
14 year old when you are 18....
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#5
.... Reputation should have nothing to do with it... that's just pathetic on your part...
#6
Don't put your dick into little girls mouths. Honestly, i'm 17 and i'd feel weird dating a 15 year old.
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#11
Oh Jesus, the only reason she's offering a blow job instead of sex is because she doesn't want you to know she hasn't gone through puberty yet.

Jesus Christ, what a f-cked up question.
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#12
You might as well go through with it. You're already labeled a pedo so do it anyway.
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#13
Does she have braces?
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#18
haha

i was like "yeah man! do it!" up until i read that she is 14 and you'll be 18. DON'T DO IT.
#19
do it before you turn 18
my 18th birthday is in five days, oh yeahhh
time to get all the child ass i can before then eh
#20
Turn her down dude...
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#22
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Do it.



hahahaha epic
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#27
LOL, I guess the only reason im even considering is bc she LOOKs 17 easy. No braces, n most of my friends date young, so it's not all that weird to me. I'm not dating her, just hooking up. She offered sex, but I thought that was too far.
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I would hate 3D porn.
*unzips guys pants*
*giant shlong in your face*
"It's coming right at me!"
#28
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Don't put your dick into little girls mouths. Honestly.

+1

If she is offering up sex and blowjobs so easily, she must be 'all that skanky.'

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#30
Depending where you are, that could be illegal because you could be considered an adult and she most certainly would not be.
#32
dudee thats f*cked up
you know how bad if that got out it could ruin your life? decades of embarrassment ruint life for one preteen blow? find yourself some poon your own age and leave the 14 year olds for me
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#33
Shes lying to you. Your ugly and your mom hates you.
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#34
wait.... you're 18 and never got any before? ..... any?
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#35
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do it before you turn 18
my 18th birthday is in five days, oh yeahhh
time to get all the child ass i can before then eh


this man raises a good point.
#37
you'll be called a pussy if you dont do it...
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#38
You should film it as blackmail in case she decides to report you. DO IT.
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