#1
Last night was the first time seeing one of my best friend's band, Ambush, Operator! and one of his friends (he's kinda my buddy too) decided to jump on my back. I was like "Ok, whatever." until he put me in a choke hold and then i started to panic. I moved around a bunch but his weight was moving me backward and i couldn't do ****.

So i blacked out.

I dreamed some crazy sh1t, my friends. I woke up like in the movies and stuff, where your vision and sense slowly return. I was only out for like under half a minute but i felt like i had been dreaming for a half hour lol.

My friends **** a brick and thought i had died until i got up lol. My tongue was hanging out and everything.

Anyone got any "knocked out" stories?
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#2
OWNED! Hahah. I would have been mad as hell if someone blacked me out. TUCK YOUR CHIN! TUCK YOUR CHIN!

You got owned buddy.

I have never passed out, but it's on my to-do list.
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#3
it's ****ed. i dreamed all sorts of colors and weird situations with people in my life. it was like mother****1n Alice in Wonderland lol.
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#4
well, never passed out at a show, but this one time my buddy passed out when we were at a pool/billiards bar. He kept saying "dag-yo" the entire night and was pissing everyone off, finally he just passed out.

Our only explaination......"DAG-YO" was spoken too much
#5
one time I was in video production learning three-point lighting and out of nowhere I just passed out and basically took the brunt of the fall with my mouth. Split my bottom lip in two. Had to go to a neurologist a bunch of times to see what caused me to pass out. Never did figure it out. The bitch of it is that i still don't know where to put that third light.
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#6
No, never got knocked out. Though I did go blind and almost faint from dehydration.
#8
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it's ****ed. i dreamed all sorts of colors and weird situations with people in my life. it was like mother****1n Alice in Wonderland lol.


dude, i'm pretty sure you experienced the first stages of asphyxiation
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#10
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this short ass kid tried to do that to me at an Unearth show. Twice. I'm 6'4" so the twink couldn't quite kick me. It was amusing.

But then decided he wanted a fight and I just punched him in the chest and watched hilarity ensue as he fell on his ass. lulz hardcore kids .
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#11
no stories, i never been knocked out
but on the subject of getting out of a choke hold,
i have an asshole friend, never mind, i hate that kid, he's not my friend anymore for a million reasons, but he's put me in a choke hold a few times. don't panic. just calmly punch the f$#ker in the face, it'll get him off.
lol
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#12
I've heard operator before... I don't remember if they were good or not, but I saw three bands open for A7X and one was good and two sucked... I think Operator was bad if I remember right...
#13
i honestly didn't think he was choke holding me, just trying not to fall off my shoulders or something. then, i was runnin outta air and i took one look at my other buddy before my eyes rolled back and then the kid was STILL standing there with my limp body in his arms...he then dropped me and i hit my head on the ground.


sounds like it hurt worse than it did lol.
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#14
I was working out once and I think I may have been close to passing out from heat exhaustion. Everything was just spinning around me and it was hard to breathe. It kinda freaked me out, but after a few minutes things seem to get back to normal after some water and resting.

Not exactly getting knocked out/passing out, but close. :P
#15
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I've heard operator before... I don't remember if they were good or not, but I saw three bands open for A7X and one was good and two sucked... I think Operator was bad if I remember right...


They've got awesome energy, but half of them look scene as hell and the singing doesn't always fit the riffs. they're like norma jean's singer when they should be more like Emmure's singer.
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dude, i'm pretty sure you experienced the first stages of asphyxiation



WOW really?!?! I'm gonna check up on that.

This is gonna sound really unintelligent but: fuckin COOL! lolz.
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#17
Damn man, 1st thing i would have done afte I woke up woulda been to make sure that piece of sh!t went out too, with a broken nose on top of it.....

That's jacked... some guy you don't even know that well choked you out...
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#18
i've known the kid since high school but he's real good friends with the kid in A,O!, billy (my friend). Besides that, he's really jacked for his frame size and he apologized tons anyway.
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#19
pics or it didnt happen
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
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#20
Just watch The Princess Bride. Andre the Giant fights off someone who is on his back and loses. Still a cool scene.
#21
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I KNEW there'd be that guy to say it, eventually lol.

Ur gonna hafta trust me on this one, cause the place was mad dark and no one had cameras ready. the whole ordeal took no more than a minute, keep in mind.
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I KNEW there'd be that guy to say it, eventually lol.

Ur gonna hafta trust me on this one, cause the place was mad dark and no one had cameras ready. the whole ordeal took no more than a minute, keep in mind.


haha, i believe you, just wanted to do it before anybody else.
but yea, once i was sitting in my room and i got up to stretch out and i felt really good but really weird
next thing i know, im opening my eyes and my mom is freaking out telling me i fainted or blacked out or whatever and i was an inch away from hitting my head on a metal chest in my room
pretty crazy stuff
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#23
isn't almost dying a barrel of fun? lol. anyone else got stories?
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i thought it was funny, anyway.
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#25
i was riding my back once and my foot slipped of the pedal and lodged in the front spokes, which of course flung me about ten feet forward through the air. wailed the side of my head and rolled over to the side of the road and closed my eyes. woke up and all the clouds were gone and sun was a bit lower. i figure i was out about 10-20 minutes. so i picked up my bike and slowly limped back to my house. i was still to woozy to ride it even. haha
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#26
i've played contact sports for 7 years, and not being knocked out yet. I've gone most of my sporting career with no major injuries other than a broken arm. But just last year, i had about 5 or 6 concussions, it got to the stage where it was normal to pop a couple of pain killers after a game and do things to avoid falling asleep.
#27
i wiped out on my bike once like that, suminorudder. except i didn't black out, just whacked my chin on the ground. everything looked really effing bright like a flash nade had gone off and i walked home feeling like my jaw was crooked lol.
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#28
I got knocked out at school. We were playing bullrush, on the grass, but there is a little concrete slab for a cricket pitch. I got my friend, he swung me off, I lost my balance, and smacked my head on the concrete. I was out for about 5 minutes, when I woke up, I knew where I was, but I thought it was a dream, because I had just woke up and somehow was at school.
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#29
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I knew where I was, but I thought it was a dream, because I had just woke up and somehow was at school.


It woulda been funny if you punched a buddy in the face and told him you banged his sister or something cause you thought it was a meaningless dream lol.
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