#1
i wasn't feeling well, and it's about 20 degrees so i just went
to the nearest car and passed out. i just woke up, and there's
a guy outside the car with a 9 foot pole looking like he's about
to rape me. what do i do?
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

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#2
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#3
WTF. Are you typing on a cell phone? I call BS.
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#4
You're about 24 hours too late. Nice try.
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#5
Is this supposed to be a take on that other thread earlier today?

If it is, then this is entirely ufunny and completely unoriginal.

It it isn't, then you're lying.

Edit: And why on earth do you type like that?
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#6
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#7
*sniff sniff*

You guys smell that?

That's the smell of pure, 100%, BULL SHIT.


So, you're typing this FROM THE CAR that you're in... That doesn't belong to you... From some random Wi-Fi that just happens to be near you... As a guy with a 9 foot pole is sizing you up?


Clearly this is all true.

Jeez.
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#9
and how r u typing this..
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#10
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Is this supposed to be a take on that other thread earlier today?

If it is, then this is entirely ufunny and completely unoriginal.

It it isn't, then you're lying.

Edit: And why on earth do you type like that?



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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

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I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#11
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You're about 24 hours too late. Nice try.



i still lol'd tho
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#12
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and how r u typing this..



iphone
Quote by Jackintehbox
Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#13
lawl
All the people who doubt this happened are nubs. It's backed up in another thread.
#14
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i love you too.


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You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#15
I think that smiley should count as porn.

Oh and ts you're a liar.
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meh, I've listened to every radiohead album and honestly don't get what everyone loves about them.....


cause you're ****ing stupid