#1
so we've got a couple extra rooms in my house so we're renting 'em out and one of the dudes lives in my basement, anyway the other day my mom went down there to shut off the dudes alarm cause he was gone somewhere and it was annoying the **** out of her and she says she saw a bottle full of piss while she was in there and now she wants me to talk to the dude and tell him that's not cool. i am not about to confront someone over piss bombs, how would the all knowing pit handle such a situation....and no rape isn't an option!
#2
Rape isn't an option for you, but it is for him. *cue black guy pic*
#3
Throw the bottle at him while telling him to GTFO. Works every time.
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#8
Wait for him in the basement and beat the unholy shit out of him with his own lukewarm bottle of stale piss until it busts all over him and he pukes out of pain and disgust. Then when he's laying in the corner covered in his own piss and vomit tell him to clean his shit up or you'll be back to feed him his own regurgitated dinner.
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Wait for him in the basement and beat the unholy shit out of him with his own lukewarm bottle of stale piss until it busts all over him and he pukes out of pain and disgust. Then when he's laying in the corner covered in his own piss and vomit tell him to clean his shit up or you'll be back to feed him his own regurgitated dinner.
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#12
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How does she know it was piss?


hell i dunno, usually hard to confuse piss with anything else though don't you think?
#13
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hell i dunno, usually hard to confuse piss with anything else though don't you think?

Apple juice, maybe?
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hell i dunno, usually hard to confuse piss with anything else though don't you think?



I'd assume so, but I've seen some apple juice that looks exactly like my piss (most of the time).


and to the "" guy, I wasn't actually joking...even though that does seem quite amusing looking back.
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Apple juice, maybe?


First thing that went through my mind.

And besides, what if he was too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom? And how is it your problem?
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#17
yeah tell your mum you aint her bitch! and then shut the door really hard, then cry and write lyrics
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#18
Your mum is a retard. Not up to you to tell the guy.
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#20
Have you ever seen Re-Animator? Maybe it's a bottle of reagent and it just isn't glowing as much as it does in the movies.

In closing, don't let him near house hold pets or cadavers.
#21
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How does she know it was piss?
Maybe she tasted it, and thought:
"I've had this taste in my mouth before." "It does have a little wang to it."


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#22
Well, I assume that since you don't want to talk to him about it, you hold it against your mother that she wants you to talk to him about it, sooo....
Tell him your mother wants to talk to him about the bottle full of piss in the basement. Problem solved.
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Maybe she tasted it, and thought:
"I've had this taste in my mouth before." "It does have a little wang to it."


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#25
she should be thankfull it wasnt in the bed,now that would make a conversation hehe
#29
Maybe it was really late at night and he was afriad to go to the bathroom. The fear of waking everyone up while taking a epic piss was too much.

Least it wasnt ****!
#30
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so we've got a couple extra rooms in my house so we're renting 'em out and one of the dudes lives in my basement, anyway the other day my mom went down there to shut off the dudes alarm cause he was gone somewhere and it was annoying the **** out of her and she says she saw a bottle full of piss while she was in there and now she wants me to talk to the dude and tell him that's not cool. i am not about to confront someone over piss bombs, how would the all knowing pit handle such a situation....and no rape isn't an option!


#31
give him a notice for a set of rule changes that will take place the following month. and in the set of rules say that there will be a search for forbidden items including bottles filled with urine. any of these items found will result in a fine and a 2nd time will result in eviction.

just put the bottle of urine in the middle, among the list of items. that way its blended in and doesnt look as suspicious as if it was pinpointing that one item. then he wont know that you already know.
#33
Open the bottle, and put it on top of his door.
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Open the bottle, and put it on top of his door.
Dude, just ... no.
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