First off, sorry if there is a duplicate post, I just got unbanned and am still watching my back.

Here is what you do, tell what pup's, features, style, and model you would have as an ideal guitar.

Mine: Flying V body, emerald green finish with a dragon's jaws opening as the v shape.
EMG pups, Floyd Rose tremolo, rhythm/lead knob, gold decals, matching pick guard, with mother of pearl inlays depicting a sun rising and setting from the top to bottom of the neck...24 frets....

fund to get that: 1000...and counting.
American Fender Stratocaster (SCN pups)
Gibson Les Paul: Custom
Samson Q6 Mic
that'd be a pretty gay guitar
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I would like a keyboard with one note on it, and everytime i struck that one note virgins would fall on my face
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that'd be a pretty gay guitar

Yeah... for you. To each their own. If he likes it then thats what matters...

Anyways... I haven't really thought about my dream guitar yet. I love mine too much!
Ibanez SZ520QM - Transparent Red
-Seymour Duncan '59 in the bridge/Coil-Tapped Pearly Gates in the neck
Synsonics Strat Copy with Hotrails Pickup in the bridge
Vox AC15cc Tube Amp
Vox V847 Wah
Digitech JamMan Looper
Cusack Screamer OD Pedal
lol time to be serious this is my dream guitar:

first off:

Super Strat shape.

With those full covering metal plate guitar (you know you get those on those ESP explorers?)

2 humbukers Seymore duncans.

long Gibson explorer head stock.

23 frets in which they should say the notes of the guitar.

should have 2 volume 2 tones knobs.

Licence Flyoed Rose tremelo system!.
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An Ibanez Jem7v
Already have it
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I would like a keyboard with one note on it, and everytime i struck that one note virgins would fall on my face

idk about the guitar but my dream amp blows the clothing off of all the women within the 34 yard radius and intices them to have sexual intercourse with me
Hand-carved V, flamed maple top and transparent black/green finish, thin as **** neck, 24 frets, Kahler locking trem, EMG 81/85
ohai little sig.
les paul shape
transparent dark blue
black pickguard
black hardware
gibson '57 humbuckers
skirted knobs
locking grover tuners
ebony fretboard
Licence Flyoed Rose tremelo system!

You'd put a licensed Floyd Rose on your dream guitar? Why not get an original?
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser FR
Ibanez S-470 with Seymour Duncans
Ibanez RG-321
Schecter Damien 6
Art & Lutherie Wild Cherry

Kustom 12 Gauge
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idk about the guitar but my dream amp blows the clothing off of all the women within the 34 yard radius and intices them to have sexual intercourse with me

rofl if they were all fat and ugly
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- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
1. A series of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations occurring involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep. 2. A daydream; a reverie. 3. A state of abstraction; a trance. 4. A wild fancy or hope. 5. A condition or achievement that is longed for; an aspiration: a dream of owning their own business. 6. One that is exceptionally gratifying, excellent, or beautiful: Our new car runs like a dream.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
1. A means by which something is done; an agency. 2. One used by another to accomplish a purpose; a dupe. 3. An implement used to facilitate work. See Synonyms at tool. 4. A device for recording, measuring, or controlling, especially such a device functioning as part of a control system. 5. Music A device for playing or producing music: a keyboard instrument. 6. A legal document, such as a deed, will, mortgage, or insurance policy.

well thas teh defination of dream and instrument so i guess you put em together and you get the definition of " dream instrument"

always happy to help.
Fender highway 1 tele
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Zoom Uf-01
EHX Big Muff
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Malekko Ekko 616
Ibanez CS9
BYOC Flange
Fender 75


Avenger Shape with the Synyster headstock
Duncan Blackouts or EMG set (coil tap)
All Mahogany bodywith a flame maple top and clear black cherry finish (or similar)
ZR or ZRII trem
Grover Machineheads
Chrome or Black chrome hardware
Ebony fretboard, 24 frets, Custom inlays

And I do remember this being done before ages and ages ago
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I have two dream designs for guitars, but I'll share my design for the metal guitar.

It would have a deep red quilt top, black chrome finish knobs and pickup selecter, black chrome original floyd rose, have a 5-way pickup selector (like a strat), but farther away from the strings so I don't keep on hitting my hand on it, slightly smaller neck for my smallish female hands, 24 jumbo frets, 2 EMGs, essentially a Schecter C-1 hellraiser FR with some slight modifications.
i would like a schecter
avenger body
synyster custom kind of headtock or a normal hellraiser headstock
EMG 81/60 or dual invaders
with a cool finish like the one in the texas chainsaw schecter avenger
LTD MH-1000
Ibanez RG350EX
ibanez GSA60
Line 6 Spider III 30W
Peavey ValveKing 112
Boss GE-7 EQ
Electro-Harmonix Small Clone Chorus
Digitech RP350
A Warwick 6 string corvette standard bass.
Ebony fingerboard, wenge neck
Sun inlay
Swamp Ash body w/ 1/4" spalted maple top
Matching headstock
Bartolini soapbar pickups
URetro preamp
Warwick Just-a-Nut III (adjustable)
Will cost around £1800, but I'll get it within the next year, or at least be well on the way to ordering it.

Will look something like this, but with 6 strings, no frets, a darker fingerboard, a headstock that matches the body and soapbar pickups:

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An apline white Gibson Les Paul Custom with JB and Jazz humbuckers and gold hardware.

I have the Epiphone version of that, so that's as close I'll get

As for an amp, that would be a Hiwatt DR-103 custom 100

Or an Orange Rockerverb. Gotta love that British tone.
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A mind guitar.

Which I can play with my mind.

Well if we're playing by those rules, I want one that injects alcohol into my veins.
I have two dream guitars, as I honestly could not live without both a Telecaster and a Warlock. They are my destined guitars.

Basically, though, they'd be a kinda matching pair.

Trans black finish on a flamed maple/mahogany body. White body binding. Neck through construction on the Warlock. Rosewood boards. The Warlock would have a set of EMG 81/85s, widow headstock, and all crome hardware. The Tele would have a white guard, all chrome hardware, and some hot-wound ballsy blues pickups. String through bodies on both; and some kind of custom logo in the headstock of each
1) Take Matthew Bellamy's "Silver Bomber" electric guitar.

2) Put a Fender Vintage Trem on it.

3) Put 2 Gibson '57 Humbucker on it.

4) Give it to me.
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One of those keyboards where you can program what to play...and it does it! God I'd love one of them...would save me a HELLA lot of trouble
lol ur really into power metal arent you?
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esp ex 7 string with emg 81-7's
kill button not switch
swamp ash body
2 way toggle switch instead of 3
1 volume no tone
emg afterburner
ebony fretboard with no inlays
black finish with gold pinstripes

six string:
esp f-body
emg 81/85
see thru black burst finish on a flame maple veneer
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Gutiar that changes colors when you play different sounds.

Shredding would cause seizures!

...We could have John Petrucci's powers to murder with our guitars!!