#1
Pretty much. For a slutty friend of mines birthday. Where do I get one?
#2
Que?
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#4
Sex shop I would assume.
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#5
We all tease her for acting slutty, yet never having actually slept with anyone. So we're getting her a rubber fist to make her feel better.

But we don't actually know where to get one. I Googled "buy rubber fist" but nothing came up.
#6
Just give her a real one instead.
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#9
Anne Summers? Seems as you live in the UK
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#11
a rubber as in a condom? or as in some sort of sick sexual toy?
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#12
Get her a rent boy. Or a ****-in-a-box. This is where you give her a box with a hole in the bottom through which you inset your penis.

Enjoy!
#13
I've already tried buying a dildo in a sex shop in Soho the other day. The rather polite gay negro man at the counter simply said "I think you're a bit young to have found yourself yet" and wouldn't sell it to me. I figured a rubber fist could be a little less obvious. Maybe I'd be using it as an ornament, or a paperweight.
#14
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I've already tried buying a dildo in a sex shop in Soho the other day. The rather polite gay negro man at the counter simply said "I think you're a bit young to have found yourself yet" and wouldn't sell it to me. I figured a rubber fist could be a little less obvious. Maybe I'd be using it as an ornament, or a paperweight.



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#15
dont they sell them giant green hulk fist's anymore? if they do just buy her them? they are rubber and fist shapped, they also make noises wen u hit things
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I've already tried buying a dildo in a sex shop in Soho the other day. The rather polite gay negro man at the counter simply said "I think you're a bit young to have found yourself yet" and wouldn't sell it to me. I figured a rubber fist could be a little less obvious. Maybe I'd be using it as an ornament, or a paperweight.


Dude are you for real hahaha!?

Why not just F*** the S*** out of her for her birthday.
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#19
just buy her a pound of cucumbers
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I Googled "buy rubber fist" but nothing came up.


lol, i wonder
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#21
Face it like a man, and fist her yourself.
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#22
Why don't you get her an even better present and have sex with her?
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Dude just use a Guitar Hero controller
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#24
Sex shop. They have whole arms at the ones here haha.
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#25
I have a better idea. Get a box and cut a hole in it. Then wrap it up and put your fist in the box through the hole. Then when she opens it shell have your fist.

Proceed to you fisting her.
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#28
You could just make her (Or him) his her (Or his) own fists.
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#29
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a rubber as in a condom? or as in some sort of sick sexual toy?



A condom fist?!

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