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#6
...If you dont know what to get your gf for her birthday, you are screwed. She will hold it against you forever... And when its her time of the month.

BAM!

You are so dead.

Just get her a piece of jewellery...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#10
EDIT: 2 Dicks in a Box.
Holy S H I T! I can HEAR how ugly you are.

Also, would you like to take a shower in my Gleek?


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I like my ramen noodles like I like my women: Devoid of any taste lying lifeless in a body of water.
#12
Quote by xFilth
What to give her?


does she have an iPod?

make a custom skin with a pic of the two of you...

linky:
http://www.decalgirl.com/page.htm?PG=CUSTOMWORK

best twelve bucks you can spend. just fill out the form, if you don't have p-shop and therefore can't put the pic into the template, i'm pretty sure they'll do it for you if you tell them exactly what you want.

oh and paper roses.
http://www.opane.com/rose.html
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Dimebag Custom Crybaby
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#13
Quote by burrrrrrnok
EDIT: 2 Dicks in a Box.


:O dont have that kinda money, dude
#15
Ask them for God's sake!

That's what I did, and the bitch still doesn't know...
Cam Sampbell's my hero
#16
Quote by technicolour
And there's also Valentine's day coming up... You're screwed!


Haha, Im a lucky bitch there, shes wont be home from Austria until after
#17
Quote by bendystraw
AIDS would be worse.

Oh good thing you cleared that up. I really didn't understand what Steve was trying to get at.

Get her some concert tickets.
Quote by markr17
go eat a hermanpherdite.
#18
Quote by Lil Macker
Ask them for God's sake!

That's what I did, and the bitch still doesn't know...


She says she doesn't really know
#19
Quote by burrrrrrnok
EDIT: 2 Dicks in a Box.


No, 10 Dicks in a box.
What the fuck is wrong with me?

OH YE, THE FLYING FUCKS BAND!
#20
write her a terrible song on the rock and roll guitar record it to disc and give her the disc

no matter how bad it is itll still be 'romantic'
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#21
lesbian porn.

Roses? one for every month (or year I dunno) you've been dating.
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#22
Just give her some of the mushrooms you picked yesterday. that reminds me, how is your stomach after ingesting those wild mushrooms... and how is the flu that you had 2 days ago?

I have come to the conclusion that the threadstarters threads are full of BS and fail.
#23
Quote by sSyLc
Oh good thing you cleared that up. I really didn't understand what Steve was trying to get at.

Get her some concert tickets.


Good idea!

*heads for ticket-site*
#26
Quote by alexlemon2
Just give her some of the mushrooms you picked yesterday. that reminds me, how is your stomach after ingesting those wild mushrooms... and how is the flu that you had 2 days ago?

I have come to the conclusion that the threadstarters threads are full of BS and fail.


Okokok, lemme clarify...
1) I really am ill, got ****ing kissing disease (I could give her some of that :O)
2) As a consequence of my boredom by being ill, I made the BS-thread last night
3) There is nothing in this thread implying that it would be a BS-thread, nothing peculiar
4) yay, I have a stalker (I wish)
#27
Quote by lateraluspiral
write her a terrible song on the rock and roll guitar record it to disc and give her the disc

no matter how bad it is itll still be 'romantic'


Already doing that

Just need some real gift to supplement
#28
Quote by TheQuailman
To TS: Then you have to ask more politely. Like aiming a gun at her head, then asking.


Cant buy guns legally in denmark :<
#29
Don't shower her with gifts, she'll only expect more next time.
Quote by markr17
go eat a hermanpherdite.
#30
Quote by floppypick
lesbian porn.

Roses? one for every month (or year I dunno) you've been dating.


Lesbian porn AND roses :O
#31
Quote by sSyLc
Don't shower her with gifts, she'll only expect more next time.


Truth, but I really want to spoil her this time
#34
Quote by xFilth

3) There is nothing in this thread implying that it would be a BS-thread, nothing peculiar


Generally we get a lot of threads concerning some teenagers girlfriends, whom we don't give a flying f*ck about. So nobody is going to give you an honest, or god forbid, reasonable answer. We will instead give you BS, making this a BS thread.

PLEASE stop making these threads. We have a relationship thread. It's even stickied.
#35
Quote by TheQuailman
Generally we get a lot of threads concerning some teenagers girlfriends, whom we don't give a flying f*ck about. So nobody is going to give you an honest, or god forbid, reasonable answer. We will instead give you BS, making this a BS thread.

PLEASE stop making these threads. We have a relationship thread. It's even stickied.


Shush! Dont you pitters know to aid a man in desperate need of help!?
#36
Quote by TheQuailman
Generally we get a lot of threads concerning some teenagers girlfriends, whom we don't give a flying f*ck about. So nobody is going to give you an honest, or god forbid, reasonable answer. We will instead give you BS, making this a BS thread.

PLEASE stop making these threads. We have a relationship thread. It's even stickied.

I gave an honest and reasonable answer.
Quote by markr17
go eat a hermanpherdite.
#37
Quote by Lil Macker
Ask them for God's sake!


What is this 'god's sake' you talk of? Sounds sexy
TRANSFORMICE






#38
Quote by xFilth
What to give her?



You do realise you're asking the pit for advice?

Why does no one learn not to ask the pit for advice
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#39
Quote by sSyLc
I gave an honest and reasonable answer.


Yeps, surprisingly, I got a few :O
#40
Quote by eggo_boi_15
You do realise you're asking the pit for advice?

Why does no one learn not to ask the pit for advice


Maybe I wanted the pits advice
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