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#1
You know, something unique and somewhat personal. I know you can't really give me that many personal things to get her since you don't really know me but what are some good things to get her?
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#2
Aids
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now that we know, can we close this thread?
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#7
A beating.

Seriously though, SHE should be getting YOU something, preferably a beer and a sandwich.
#9
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Seriously, everythings been tried before. find something she really, really likes and get here something related, or it if she doesn't have it already. or something personal between the two of you

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#10
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Penis in a box.


+1 We have a winner.
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#13
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#16
A hug... Everybody gives hugs in a different way!!
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#17
Roses & a big balloon
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#19
don't celebrate that bull**** holiday, i mean doing something romantic on valentines day sucks it's not romantic in the slightest, she knows it's coming...doing it on a random day is far more romantic.
#20
a nice dinner? if you really want to get the brownie points cook it yourself.

or socks. i got my gf socks for christmas and she loved them. it could be that she just has this obsession with socks tho....
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#23
a chocolate box with a hole in it that you stick your dick in so she gives you head.
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#25
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seriously, a nice heartfelt note and some chocolates/food (if you can cook) would work
#26
Heres a good one....seriously

Go to the build-a-bear workshop (seriously this will work)
make an awesome stuffed animal.
why will this work? let me list just how.
1. Your most likely going to be the only Big person in there, this shows how far you are willing to go to make her happy
2. Its something you made just for her
3. Those dang animals are so cute
If this dosen't scream I LOVE YOU and show her how much you care about her.....buy weed cuz shes that kind of girl.
#27
buy her a heart shaped box of chocolates.
the chocolates will get your creative juices flowing so you can think of a good gift.

/fake response

Buy her one shoe. Make sure its used and that its 10 sizes too large for her. +10 if it has dog poop in it.

/real response
#28
Get some jewlery, put it in a box, and put the BOX in your MAN-JUNK, so when she gives you head for your gift, she'll find it.

Unless she's stingy, then just shoot the box at her face.
#30
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Write and record a song for her.


+1

I did that for someone I wasn't even going out with for her birthday. It was fun And she played it to her whole family

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Get some jewlery, put it in a box, and put the BOX in your MAN-JUNK, so when she gives you head for your gift, she'll find it.

Unless she's stingy, then just shoot the box at her face.


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#33
I'm totally stumped for this one. I've done everything!!!!
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#36
Quote by NoLaurelTree000
a nice dinner? if you really want to get the brownie points cook it yourself.

or socks. i got my gf socks for christmas and she loved them. it could be that she just has this obsession with socks tho....

That was the first response that I could give the title of Win.
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#38
Quote by freedoms_stain
Penis in a box.


+1000000000000000000000000000
penis in a box is the best thing you can ever give, and theres even a picture of it in the demotivational pictures thread lol
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