#1
Found this, posting it for the lulz

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S6ftaDPKmeE

Makes me wana sleep.
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#2
that was cool.

Now all I need is my blanky and my pacifier.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!