#1
...and break your mother's back, what would happen if you stepped on your mother's back? Would you break a crack?

This theory is quite perplexing.
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#3
You would get a spanking.
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#5
Why would stepping on a crack break your mother's back?

This is silly. You're silly. Go away.
#7
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#8
That's not a theory, that's a hypothesis.
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#9
if you stepped on your mothers back, and broke it, i would personally break a crack for you.
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#10
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...and break your mother's back, what would happen if you stepped on your mother's back? Would you break a crack?

This theory is quite perplexing.


Picture Christopher Walken saying this
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#11
That's like saying if I cook food and eat it, does that mean food could cook me and eat me?

GTFO.
#12
^^ haha
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#13
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That's like saying if I cook food and eat it, does that mean food could cook me and eat me?

GTFO.


Well, I admit, I've never thought of it that way before
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It doesn't fit my playing style at all so I figured it would be good for me
#14
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Picture Christopher Walken saying this

hah, thats great!
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#15
Of course. What did you think would happen.
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#16
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That's like saying if I cook food and eat it, does that mean food could cook me and eat me?

GTFO.

The government is working on super intelligent chickens right now, with tactical skills, so I'm sure that's feesible in the near future, moron. GTFO.

....I jest.
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#18
Lets replace Back with variable A, and Crack with variable B, and break now means "are/is." If all A's are B's, that does not mean all B's are A's. This type of question appears on school test, iq tests, state assessments, etc.

Why did I just do that?
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#19
Macabre Turtle, I love your sig. You deserve a cookie...Sadly, I do not have one...
#20
step on a crack, break your mother's back.

*dramatic change*

but turn around and smoke that crack and break your mother's heart.

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#21
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Macabre Turtle, I love your sig. You deserve a cookie...Sadly, I do not have one...


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#22
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+1
It took me a whil to understand it though.

And I agree with the Variable A and B thing.
It's not always true both ways.
Inverse, conditionals, etc. Learned it in geometry last year!
#23
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The government is working on super intelligent chickens right now, with tactical skills, so I'm sure that's feesible in the near future, moron. GTFO.

....I jest.


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#24
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+1
It took me a whil to understand it though.

And I agree with the Variable A and B thing.
It's not always true both ways.
Inverse, conditionals, etc. Learned it in geometry last year!


It woudl've been so much easier for me to say if I remembered the word "inverse." lol.
#25
TS is a silly goose.
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