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#1
I dont have much money, my gf is 15 and shes i guess you say not a metal head but not a prep, wtf do i do?
#2
**** Valentines Day.
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#5
Just tell her you don't have any money.....You don't have to buy her a present...
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#11
c0ck in a box. best present ever. tell her its edible too.

edit: damn, already said.
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#12
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a massage. seriously. it.

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#13
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#16
Break up with her then get back together after Valentines Day. Do this on every holiday, including her birthday and spring break (just in case you go to Mexico).
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#17
Make her a giant card using crayons. Do a bunch of tiny really nice things .
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#19
get her Cadbury mini eggs, everyone loves Cadbury mini eggs
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#20
Don't bother with the bull**** that is valentines day, it's not romantic anymore it just makes girls think they need stuff from men to feel loved...be romantic on random days it's far more meaningful.
#21
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Break up with her then get back together after Valentines Day. Do this on every holiday, including her birthday and spring break (just in case you go to Mexico).



thast made my day, but seriously i need some anwsers, apparently we're going to the mall or some **** on vday or should i say **** WHAT DO I DO day
#22
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a massage. seriously. and maybe some extra little things like chocolate or some shit.


you want him to **** on her? cleaveland steamroller?
#23
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1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

3. Make her open the box



And thats the way you dooo it!

But yeah dude, Valentine's Day is just a stupid commercial holiday.
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#24
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And thats the way you dooo it!

But yeah dude, Valentine's Day is just a stupid commercial holiday.


+1 i think its pretty gay to, i just need to find someway to tell her that haha
#25
I'm just ignoring Valentines Day completely. I'll do something nice for my girlfriend some other day.
#29
get her something that like anyone listens to... like a zeppelin cd or something
if she doesn't like that and you know she doesn't have any already you should probably be dumping her anyways
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#30
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put HER dick in a box. that'll catch her offguard..



I think it would catch him off guard more.
#31
Have a long talk about each others feelings....pfft **** that, go with dick in a box but hey look at the brightside, at least it's not her birthday...like it is mine...


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#32
If I had a love I'd adhere to the tradition's guidelines and I'd take her to dinner.
#33
Just spend the day with her, do what she wants to do. Make it her day. IF you have to ask your parents if you can bum some cash for them and pay them back.
#34
Why does it matter if she doesn't like metal on Valentine's day? Does a normal date with any other girl constitute seeing Behemoth?
Dickless.
#35
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put HER dick in a box. that'll catch her offguard..

omfg roflmfaolol

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#36
Quote by rush5757
put HER dick in a box. that'll catch her offguard..


Yeah, that'd be a good g- wait a second...
#37
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get her something that like anyone listens to... like a zeppelin cd or something
if she doesn't like that and you know she doesn't have any already you should probably be dumping her anyways


id dump anyone that doesnt like zeppelin!
#39
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Make her a giant card using crayons. Do a bunch of tiny really nice things .


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#40
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Why does it matter if she doesn't like metal on Valentine's day? Does a normal date with any other girl constitute seeing Behemoth?


BEHEMOTH IS PLAYING ON VALENTINES DAY!!
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