#1
"dad, im pregnant


with the school janitor's baby."


your turn.
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#2
Sex change, becoming a prostitute thereafter and keeping your genitalia in a jar as a momento.
#4
Quote by kikaykitko
"dad, im pregnant


with the school janitor's baby."


your turn.


mom! I knocked up a student.......again.

EDIT: well dont all janitors live with their parents???
Last edited by Pastorius666 at Feb 11, 2008,
#6
"you're gonna be a grandparent and I don't know who the father is"

followed by "its not a tumaaaar."
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#7
kikaykitko: "Mum, Dad... I'm gay..."

Parents: "Its ok, we already know."

kikaykitko: "Oh... Well, Mum, I'm gay with dad."

Parents: *heart attack*
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#8
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Sex change, becoming a prostitute thereafter and keeping your genitalia in a jar as a momento.

/thread
#10
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kikaykitko: "Mum, Dad... I'm gay..."

Parents: "Its ok, we already know."

kikaykitko: "Oh... Well, Mum, I'm gay with dad."

Parents: *heart attack*



i threw up just a bit.



*shudders*
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#12
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You: "Dad, i got someone pregnet."

Dad: "Oh my god son, who?"

You: "Umm........ Mum!"

Dad: *heart attack*

that happened on maury
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#13
Quote by kikaykitko
i threw up just a bit.



*shudders*

why? what's wrong with being gay huh
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#14
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why? what's wrong with being gay huh

Nothing as long as she is gay with me.
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#15
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Nothing as long as she is gay with me.



Will you two seriously get an e-room?
#16
uh, i'm a girl. that just seemed wrong to be gay and be with my father.

but hey, my mom liked it so...eww..
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#17
im recalled about something my friend did. he had a man thong...why? idk. but he went and put it on. then he went into the living room and sat on the arm of the chair his dad was sitting in.
#18
Quote by StageLife30
im recalled about something my friend did. he had a man thong...why? idk. but he went and put it on. then he went into the living room and sat on the arm of the chair his dad was sitting in.

What is wrong with man thongs?
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#20
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"you're gonna be a grandparent and I don't know who the father is"

followed by "its not a tumaaaar."



hahahaha win
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#21
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"Hey dad guess what! Im going to have a son"

"You knowcked someone up?!?!"

"Yep, but heres the thing....He's also going to be your little brother. SURPRISE!"
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#23
i love you mom & dad
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#24
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i love you mom & dad



lol, true.
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