**** her gently - Tenacious D
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I got kicked out of a Mac store when me and my friends simultaneously put on meatspin on all of the computers in the store. Some eleven or twelve year old looking girls there freaked out.
big balls- acdc I had a pretty funny experience with that.
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

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Is that a ukulele in your pants, or did you just rip ass to the tune of "Aloha Oi"?

I met Sonic Youth on June 30th, and Mars Volta on Oct 20th.
i wanna **** a dog- blink 182 lol
UG's condensed package of adrenaline

i am not liable for anything stated above
▼ but he is ▼
would FMLYHM - seether be good or bad?
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
well played sir, well played
If Canadia wasn't a real place then where would Canadians come from?

Tities and Beer- Rodney Carrington
anything by Rodney Carrington
My Gear

Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Epiphone Elitist Paul Mccartney Texan
Orange Tiny Terror
Vox Valvetronix AD 30
Vox V847 Wah
Metal Muff EQ (broken )
Boss RC-2 Loop pedal

Me playing
This classic from Monty Python:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away

Edit: Sorry I thought the thread title was best song to play when a woman comes into the roon my bad.
Last edited by Poo_Face at Feb 11, 2008,
I'm sorry but I cum Blood-CC. I was listening to that in class one day and some girl asked me what I was listening to and I let her hear it............Shes never talked to me since.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
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I'm sorry but I cum Blood-CC. I was listening to that in class one day and some girl asked me what I was listening to and I let her hear it............Shes never talked to me since.

Then she's not worthy of knowing
A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist

e-married to
& alaskan_ninja

Fun Things To **** - NOFX
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Epic post. Wish I could say more, but I don't know much about the subconscious and other psychological stuff.
lady killer - racer x
Gibson SG Special Faded(Super Distortion/PAF Pro)
Carvin V3M
Jet City JCA2112RC
Taylor 114e
Ibanez SR300e

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In 60 years, there will still be Opeth.
You know why?
Death ain't got **** on Mikael.
back off bitch - guns n roses (if shes ur gf)

every breath you take - the police (every body i've talked to has agreed its a stalker song)
I tried to serenade my mom with "Talk Dirty To Me"......ok that's a lie...I've never played a dirty song as a woman walked in.


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.

Get low - lil john

ah skeet skeet skeet mutha****a!!!
Nighty Night keep your butthole tight
Quote by AlexiSinergy
I heard my mom talking to her friend about going to a ****ing dildo party!
wait (the whisper song) - ying yang twins

just wait till you see my d*ck, I'm a beat that p**sy up... like bam bam bam
Schecter Hellraiser C-1
Fernandes Dragonfly
Peavey Valveking 112

If I could write off your murder, I'd save all of my receipts,
because I'd rather you be dead, than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year - Dethklok
Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's C*nt is the winner, I think.