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#1
Xbox live will never be the same...

Me and my friends were playing Call of Duty 4 when this kid, AT LEAST 11-12 years old, comes in to the game. We go back to the waiting lobby and he won't stop singing some annoying 80's dance song. After everyone tells him to shut up, including me, he decides to start the argument with me. After calling me gay or whatever, I told him to come back to me when his balls dropped. After another failed attempt at insulting me I told him to take his prepubescent ass out of the lobby room. This is when the next game finally begins. In the middle of the game I recieve a message from the kid himself. It's a picture message. I open it up, and voila! The kid's tiny, hairless sack of wonders projected upon my TV screen. I called the kid a sick little sh*t, as did everyone else in the room when I told them. I then proceeded to file a complaint to Xbox Live. The best part is that the kid tried to add me as a friend afterwards...

Anyone else have a.."strange" day?
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#2
same thing happened to me. i made fun of a kids voice and he sent me apicture of his balls. i dont play over live anymore.......
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#4
yeah, I just squashed a spider in the hallway...

Then i get into my room, and a HUGE spider is waiting for me at the wall!


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Quote by Jersey_Zombie
Xbox live will never be the same...

Me and my friends were playing Call of Duty 4 when this kid, AT LEAST 11-12 years old, comes in to the game. We go back to the waiting lobby and he won't stop singing some annoying 80's dance song. After everyone tells him to shut up, including me, he decides to start the argument with me. After calling me gay or whatever, I told him to come back to me when his balls dropped. After another failed attempt at insulting me I told him to take his prepubescent ass out of the lobby room. This is when the next game finally begins. In the middle of the game I recieve a message from the kid himself. It's a picture message. I open it up, and voila! The kid's tiny, hairless sack of wonders projected upon my TV screen. I called the kid a sick little sh*t, as did everyone else in the room when I told them. I then proceeded to file a complaint to Xbox Live. The best part is that the kid tried to add me as a friend afterwards...

Anyone else have a.."strange" day?

That is the reason I don't own an Xbox Live Vision Camera. I would send people who are pricks a pic of my prick. I am not 12, but my sack is still hairless.
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#8
wow im gona be carefull of that from now on lol

but he tried to add you as a friend after..?
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#11
Man, if I had a nickel for every time time an 11 year old boy sent me a picture of his scrotum.....
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LMFAO ,
DUDE, you got owned. That's freaking disgusting, but so funny!

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#15
Jeez, that's brilliantly lewd!
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#17
The little kids on Xbox Live are pretty funny. They're either obnoxious little tools who like to scream nigger into the mic, or they are kids who scream about every little thing that happens. Never had a nudie pic sent to me though.
#18
lol. ask him if he wants to make a video with you.
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#19
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That is the reason I don't own an Xbox Live Vision Camera. I would send people who are pricks a pic of my prick. I am not 12, but my sack is still hairless.


hahahahahahahaha
#20
did you fap?
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#21
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That is the reason I don't own an Xbox Live Vision Camera. I would send people who are pricks a pic of my prick. I am not 12, but my sack is still hairless.

how old are u? im 16 and my balls are hairy as chewbacca's...that's something u didn't need to know...
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#22
Send a negative player review on that kid's ass!
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#23
I had a bad day too....A whole bunch of teenage rebels decided to pull a prank on me by blowing up my Death Star.
#24
pffft this reminds me, today me and my friends were playing call of duty for when this gaylord is leik crtizting my singing. so everyone tells him to let me sing and i tell him to callm down. i like totally called him a fag and gay he told me to come back when my balls droped. so then i send the fag this message where i took a pic of my huge balls roflcopter. he never saw it coming. the squealer sent a complaint or something. but then when he least expected it, i added him as a friend


sorry had to do it.
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#25
I'm in camfrog. It's a program for video chatting.
So this kid starts a conversation with me. Suddenly in the conversation he says something like "You are cute".
I was like "WTF ?". So I ask him "excuse me, no offense but you're gay?"
So he answers "yes". I politely explain him that I'm not gay. So we keep chatting and he suddenly asks me to show him my d*ck. WTF?
So I refuse and ask why, and he just says that he wants to see how the one of a teenager looks.
So I just told him to get kazaa and search for "pedo".

Yeah. I'm actually creepier than him for helping him find that stuff...
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Man, if I had a nickel for every time time an 11 year old boy sent me a picture of his scrotum.....


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I had a bad day too....A whole bunch of teenage rebels decided to pull a prank on me by blowing up my Death Star.


#29
post his balls ALL OVER the internetz then send him a link.
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I had a bad day too....A whole bunch of teenage rebels decided to pull a prank on me by blowing up my Death Star.


That's too bad.
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#31
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post his balls ALL OVER the internetz then send him a link.

*chan. that is the answer.
#33
I read "kid+nudie pic" but I don't see any nudie pic

*leaves thread very disappointed*

wait......
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#34
c'mon you know you liked it
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#36
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Xbox live will never be the same...

Me and my friends were playing Call of Duty 4 when this kid, AT LEAST 11-12 years old, comes in to the game. We go back to the waiting lobby and he won't stop singing some annoying 80's dance song. After everyone tells him to shut up, including me, he decides to start the argument with me. After calling me gay or whatever, I told him to come back to me when his balls dropped. After another failed attempt at insulting me I told him to take his prepubescent ass out of the lobby room. This is when the next game finally begins. In the middle of the game I recieve a message from the kid himself. It's a picture message. I open it up, and voila! The kid's tiny, hairless sack of wonders projected upon my TV screen. I called the kid a sick little sh*t, as did everyone else in the room when I told them. I then proceeded to file a complaint to Xbox Live. The best part is that the kid tried to add me as a friend afterwards...

Anyone else have a.."strange" day?


haha

you got pwned dude

and that whole "come back when your balls drop" joke is very popular on cod4 i see.

at least 3-4 people say it everytime i play (not directed at me though)
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#37
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at least 3-4 people say it everytime i play


...maybe that should tell you something?
#38
Quote by Jersey_Zombie
Xbox live will never be the same...

Me and my friends were playing Call of Duty 4 when this kid, AT LEAST 11-12 years old, comes in to the game. We go back to the waiting lobby and he won't stop singing some annoying 80's dance song. After everyone tells him to shut up, including me, he decides to start the argument with me. After calling me gay or whatever, I told him to come back to me when his balls dropped. After another failed attempt at insulting me I told him to take his prepubescent ass out of the lobby room. This is when the next game finally begins. In the middle of the game I recieve a message from the kid himself. It's a picture message. I open it up, and voila! The kid's tiny, hairless sack of wonders projected upon my TV screen. I called the kid a sick little sh*t, as did everyone else in the room when I told them. I then proceeded to file a complaint to Xbox Live. The best part is that the kid tried to add me as a friend afterwards...

Anyone else have a.."strange" day?



HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thats the funniest and grossest thing i ever heard.
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#39
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...maybe that should tell you something?


read my post buddy
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