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#1
This thread is here so we can all confess and move on.

I'm willing to accept that my last girlfriend was borderline hideous, and announcing that to all of you, I can now get on with my life. The persecution no longer frightens me, I dont care what the world says, I CANT CHANGE WHAT I DID.

So come hither and confess;
I DATED AN UGGO ONCE, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING!
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#3
Thanks to the wonders of liquor, I went to bed at 2 with a 10, and woke up at 10 with a 2.
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#7
The question is:

Have I dated a girl?
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#8
Nope, never an ugly girl. I did date a slightly over weight girl though for awhile but she was married to it all worked out for me in the end.
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#11
Nope!
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#12
I have done my fair share of "uggo"s over the past years. I don't really care though. Its just when they think serious about them that makes me mad.
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#13
When drunk I got with an 'unfortunate-looking' girl. She shagged like a lynx though.
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#14
Does ugly on the inside count?


I dated an uggo and I'm not afraid to admit it!


(Who am I kidding, I don't even know what a girl looks like...)
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#15
This thread is here so we can all confess and move on.

I'm willing to accept that my last girlfriend was borderline hideous, and announcing that to all of you, I can now get on with my life. The persecution no longer frightens me, I dont care what the world says, I CANT CHANGE WHAT I DID.

So come hither and confess;
I DATED AN UGGO ONCE, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING!

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#17
No, both girls I dated were way out of my league.
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#18
yeah I dated an ugly beetch a while ago. about 200 lbs. nasty. i ****ed her too. IT WAS HORRIBLE.

she gave the worst head/handjobs ever. She was the only girl i knew that could make it hurt so bad.

/confessed.

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#19
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Okay, I'm all for admitting to the world what I truly am, exposing my demons to my fellow men, but DEAR GOD just take my word for it, okay?! *shudder*
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
#20
I've never dated an uggo, uggo's have tried to date me, but I shot them down.
Not that I'm the best looking guy in the world, but I definetly could have do better than them.
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#21
i did. there were 2. but now im seeing the most gorgeous girl EVER. it balances. and one of those 2 was from browntown (no offense) and she was UGH. we didnt date. just made out. grade 8. first time...
#22
Honestly, I feel that the girl I had dated for the last year was amazingly beautiful (if a little on the skinny side), although that's open to interpretation...some people I knew thought she was attractive and some did not at all.

I broke up with her, and she gained like ten pounds, and now she has one of the nicest bodies I've seen...
#23
Only on the inside, TS.. Only on the inside.
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#24
Yup, I dated an ugly...

my friends still remind me that i forced her to wear a helmet when i introduced her to them
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#25
Wow, is this where the superficial ****s hang out now?

I've dated people you would consider ugly.. do I regret it? of course I ****ing don't.
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#26
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Wow, is this where the superficial ****s hang out now?

I've dated people you would consider ugly.. do I regret it? of course I ****ing don't.

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#27
once a fat chick because she had a car and I was bored that weekend
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#28
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Wow, is this where the superficial ****s hang out now?

I've dated people you would consider ugly.. do I regret it? of course I ****ing don't.

I said, "only on the inside."

Does that count as superficial?
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#31
one thing that's wierd at our schools, mostly, if people are ugly, they don't care, you know, they act like it doesn't bother them.

at my school, people who are ugly, seem to think that they are the hottest thing since stacies mom.

there's this girl that everyone calls "horse" for obvious reasons, and yet she still thinks that the guys go crazy for her.

and to the thread, i wouldn't know, i have really wierd tastes, but aslong as i'm ok with them it doesn't matter to me.

but i have been like "check out this chick, she's hot!" and my mates would be like
"er... what is that?"
#32
Haha, a couple of years ago when I was desperate, I decided to "date" someone I met on the internet. She told me she was thin and had D cups. Then we scheduled a meeting... turns out she was really really fat And to think I had erotic phone conversations with her!
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#33
I can honestly say I've never been involved with a girl that wasn't hot. To be honest though, after the initial physical attraction, looks really don't matter.
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#36
i dated a pretty ugly girl once. I go for personality first, but she never talked to me when i tried to start up a conversation, so i decided to break up. I decided to call her and give her one last chance by asking her to dinner but she hung up on me. I got some messages on facebook from her new boyfriend saying that hes her new boyfriend and I need to move on. I was never informed about this. So whatever i didnt really like her anyways. Turns out she cheated on me 8 times. Shes tried to talk to me a couple of times since but i completley ignore her.
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#37
Wow because this thread isn't shallow at all...

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#39
i didnt
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I'm willing to accept that my last girlfriend was borderline hideous and am seeking reassurance.


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