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#1
Post your favorite movie lines.

I'll start

Henry Hill (First line from Goodfellas): "As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBohe2dezjM&feature=related
#2
i was saving that bacon
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Wow, the rape wagon. The wagon sounds like the best wagon in town
#3
American Beauty

"Your dad is hot, I should suck his dick."
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#6
"Thanks, God! Dog-pile of piss-poor physique on top of a small **** and hereditary alcoholism, 'preciate it!" I'm babbling, I do that drunk, please forgive."

Smokin' Aces.
#8
"agh kotuhuli khtar itguhlit"

-that one scottish guy in braveheart
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#9
"You have the manners of a goat!" -Sir Sean Connery in Highlander. (amazing movie)
#10
A Man Once Proclaimed 'The Banality Of Evil,' If Thats True, I Have Just Entered The 7th Circle Of Hell... It Has Its Charms...

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#11
High Fidelity: What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
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#12
Luke, I am your father..
i came to this thread expecting to see that
so i;m posting it!
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#14
Just so you know I think this has been done before but I don't really care...

two classics:

"You're killin me smalls!"
"We're on a mission from God."
Anatomy Anatomy
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Park that car
Drop that phone
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Dream about me
#15
"Diversity is an old wooden ship used during the Civil War."

Something along the lines of that.
#16
"Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die."
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And the facade of heterosexualism in the punk and ska forum came crashing down like a fat girl falling off a balcony...
#18
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"Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die."
My last name is Montoya, and I sometimes hear about that scene.
#19
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#20
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"Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die."


Right here.

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My last name is Montoya, and I sometimes hear about that scene.

Yeah, it's from Princess Bride, great movie, look it up.
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when the **** did we get ice cream?

This is awesome too.
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#21
"You scratch out back and we'll scratch yours,"
"Well Jewls, the funny thing about that, is my back is located on my ****."

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#22
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when the **** did we get ice cream?

+1
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#23
Groovy

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#24
Andrew- You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff that idea of home is gone.

Sam- I still feel at home in my house.

Andrew- You'll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for your kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.
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#25
"You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and...blow."

"Ma! I did it! Top of the world!"

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#26
this is from a tv show, but it is hilarious, especially in the context of the show.

"Would you please climb down out of my ass?"-Walter White from Breaking Bad


on the topic, has anyone been watching Breaking Bad? i absolutely love it. Bryan Cranston is awesome in that show.
#27
Quote by yeahyeah
"Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die."


That is the most memorable line from that movie, but the finale of that story arc resulted in was truly epic:

Indigo: "Offer me money."

"Whatever sum you ask!"

Indigo: "Offer me everything that you are and everything you own!"

"All that I am and more!"

Indigo: *Runs him through with rapier* "I want my father back you son of a bitch."


Gets me every time.
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#28
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Most if not all Home Alone 2
#29
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That is the most memorable line from that movie, but the finale of that story arc resulted in was truly epic:

Indigo: "Offer me money."

"Whatever sum you ask!"

Indigo: "Offer me everything that you are and everything you own!"

"All that I am and more!"

Indigo: *Runs him through with rapier* "I want my father back you son of a bitch."


Gets me every time.

Definitely, that scene is marvelous

"Inconceivable!" is a great line as well
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#32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeX5HSBFooI

that.

most of what he said wasnt scripted from what i understand. he wasnt even meant to have the role. they had him coaching the people auditioning for the role, and they decided to ask if he wanted it.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeX5HSBFooI

that.

most of what he said wasnt scripted from what i understand. he wasnt even meant to have the role. they had him coaching the people auditioning for the role, and they decided to ask if he wanted it.


NOBODY could have possibly done that role any better. He fit in perfectly.
#34
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NOBODY could have possibly done that role any better. He fit in perfectly.



i agree. Ermey was amazing in that role.

that scene is one of my favorites from any movie ive seen.
#36
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when the **** did we get ice cream?

lol the ringer
Donnie "Why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit ?"
Frank "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit ?"
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#38
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yippie kie yay muther F**ker -die hard

Win. Every single Yippie Kie Yay scene from each of the DieHard movies is just BAD ASS.

Oh and some other good ones:

"Where'd you get YOUR clothes... the... toilet store?"

"I'm Kind of a big deal"

"I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Last edited by RIM99 at Feb 12, 2008,
#39
lol i was expecting a forrest gump one like:
"mama always said: life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you ganna get"

or on this lame ass movie we watched for our english studies called "stand by me"
this kid says "im gonna rip your head off and **** down your neck" that was pretty badass coming from a 12 year old
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Quote by rotaguy
lol i was expecting a forrest gump one like:
"mama always said: life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you ganna get"

or on this lame ass movie we watched for our english studies called "stand by me"
this kid says "im gonna rip your head off and **** down your neck" that was pretty badass coming from a 12 year old


you are joking right?
Stand By Me is a freaking classic

Forrest Gump is quite possibly the best movie ever

but the best I think is either

"You can't handle the truth"

or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-0BVT4cqGY
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